[Copypasta] Blizzard has been working hard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: This chat is so ungrateful. Blizzard has been working so hard crunching hours to develop a new Diablo game for their long-term fans, giving it an extra Blizzard polish and publishing it on the world's most popular gaming console, Mobile, to enable many of their fans to be able to play. Yet these same "fans" demand a "better" game. How can a game be "better", when a game is a game? smh beta nerds these days.
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November 2018
Blizzard's Diablo Immortal announcement at Blizzcon was highly unpopular
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After a good game in csgo, i added him

twitchquotes: After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.
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September 2017

CSGO

CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (β–€ΜΏ ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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October 2014
Kripp

G2 Esports

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October 2020

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Mods, can you please confirm that this was an original photo taken by OP

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May 2022

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I Am Very Smart

Undertale Sans full body

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