[Copypasta] Blizzard has been working hard on Diablo Immortal

twitchquotes: This chat is so ungrateful. Blizzard has been working so hard crunching hours to develop a new Diablo game for their long-term fans, giving it an extra Blizzard polish and publishing it on the world's most popular gaming console, Mobile, to enable many of their fans to be able to play. Yet these same "fans" demand a "better" game. How can a game be "better", when a game is a game? smh beta nerds these days.
twitch chat
November 2018
Blizzard's Diablo Immortal announcement at Blizzcon was highly unpopular
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Show us THE decks

twitchquotes: Enough with the bullshit Kripp. We all know you've hid away the best decks for this expansion to be showing off to the ladies, and we in chat find that really weird. All we want is to watch you win, and yet you play some bullshit hunter for some bullshit reason and all you do is lose. Show us the decks Kripp. Show us THE decks.
twitch chat
December 2019
Kripp

Hearthstone

Not financial advise

I'm starting to think the people telling me to buy BB at $20 were being serious about not being financial advisors
April 2021

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We are the ί·fidgetsί·

twitchquotes: We are the ί·fidgetsί· πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚ my friends πŸ’―βœŒοΈβœŒοΈ We'll keep on πŸ•’spinningπŸ•’ to the end πŸ’€πŸ˜ͺ We are the ί·fidgetsί· We are the the ί·fidgetsί· πŸ’ͺπŸ‘ŒπŸ”₯ No time for πŸ‘ΏhatersπŸ‘ΏπŸ˜‚ cuz we are the ί·fidgetsί· of the world πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ”₯ yes, we are the ί·fidgetsί· of the world!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜
twitch chat
August 2017

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Send nudes but fancy

Pardon me Madam, but I was curious as to what you look like under those tasteful fabrics you are wearing. Perhaps you would do me the honor of removing them and photographing your perfect skin so I can gaze upon your beauty?
January 2021

Do not call your significant other honey

Do πŸ‘ not πŸ‘ call πŸ‘ your πŸ‘ significant πŸ‘ other πŸ‘ honey πŸ‘ unless πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ a πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ are πŸ‘ appropriating πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ culture, πŸ‘ this πŸ‘ cannot πŸ‘ bee πŸ‘ accepted πŸ‘
October 2021
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