[Copypasta] 2018 MONTHLY PLEB TEST

I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag

twitchquotes: ＦＲＯＭＴＨＥＧＨＡＳＴＬＹＥＹＲＩＥＩＣＡＮＳＥＥＴＯＴＨＥＥＮＤＳＯＦＴＨＥＷＯＲＬＤ，ＡＮＤＦＲＯＭＴＨＩＳＶＡＮＴＡＧＥＰＯＩＮＴＩＤＥＣＬＡＲＥＷＩＴＨＵＴＴＥＲＣＥＲＴＡＩＮＴＹＴＨＡＴＴＨＩＳＯＮＥＩＳＩＮＴＨＥＢＡＧ！

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January 2015

DotADeMoN

Yer in proper mess ya nob head

twitchquotes: ᴜ ᴡᴏᴛ ᴍ8? ɪ sᴡᴇʀ ᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋʏ ᴄᴜɴᴛ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ, sᴀʏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ'ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴs. ɪ sᴡᴇʀ 2 ᴄʜʀɪsᴛ I'ʟʟ ʜᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʙʙᴀ. ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ sʜᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴏʀ ɪᴍ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇʙᴏʏs ʀɪᴛᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀɪɴ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ʀᴜᴍʙʟᴇ. ᴛʜᴀ ʀᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀɴ sᴏʀᴇ ᴊᴜs ʜᴇᴀʀɪɴ ʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. ʏᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ᴍᴇss ʏᴀ ɴᴏʙ ʜᴇᴀᴅ.

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July 2014

Kripp

Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid LUL ?

twitchquotes: Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid LUL

? I’m a god xDxDxD LUL

xD look at the most perfect LUL

pyramid.

Try like me! Can’t without dank meme LUL

And now look it will be o very tall LUL

Can you do a 5 line pyramid? LUL

What about 6 lines XD LUL

Try it! Copy it! LUL

Here it’s 8 LUL

it is 9!

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May 2019

If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: If my Bitcoin💲💰 and my girl😍👰 both drowning😱🌊 and I could only save one😤😬 Catch me HODL'ing at my girls funeral😔👻🌹 Cuz its To The Moon or Nothing, kiddo 💰💯🔥😎📈💲

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January 2018

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

So me (69m) and my friend (69m) were at waffle house (7300 Innerplan Dr, North Little Rock, Arkansas 72113-7645, US) and were discussing funerals (6-9k). I mentioned that since I will be attending his funeral (approx. 2032) that it would be impudent for him not to turn up to mine (approx. 2036). Long story short, this lead for him to swing a naughty haymaker (right) directly aiming for my jaw when I rapidly dodged and gave the cheeky cunt a swift uppercut (broken nose). He is now hospitalized (critical condition) and I am now currently evading law enforcement (on foot). My family (69f wife, 54m son, 69f wife) have been trying to contact me but I keep telling them if I ever see that punk again, I will give him a little combo (right hook, left hook, headbutt then roundhouse kick). If he is still moving I will stomp on his head until he is a little red smear on the bottom of my boot (black timberlands). I know I’m right but I feel as if I may have overreacted a tiny bit (not too much) AITA?

November 2019

[Copypasta] 2018 MONTHLY PLEB TEST

I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag

Yer in proper mess ya nob head

Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid LUL ?

If my Bitcoin and my girl both drowning

AITA for not going to my friend’s funeral home if he isn’t coming to mine?

Am I The Asshole?

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