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if you have Crippling Depression
if you have Crippling Depression
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Kripp is a casual vegan
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Coke is not vegan. Vegans and vegetarians should note that a our drinks contain small traces of fish gelatine, which is used as a stabiliser for the beta-carotene colour. Not only is Kripp a casual gamer, he is a casual vegan as well!
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My NAAAME is Gyoubu Masataka ONIWA
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(\__/)⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀(•ㅅ•)⠀⠀My NAAAAAME is
＿ノ⠀ヽ⠀ノ⠀＼＿⠀⠀Gyoubu Masataka
/⠀️⠀Y⠀⌒Ｙ⌒⠀Ｙ⠀️⠀️ヽ⠀⠀ONIWA!
(⠀️⠀️⠀️(三ヽ人⠀⠀/⠀⠀⠀|
|⠀️⠀️⠀️ﾉ⠀¯¯\⠀￣￣ヽノAs I breathe,
ヽ＿＿＿⠀⠀＞､＿_／ you will NOT pass
⠀⠀⠀｜⠀(⠀王⠀)〈 the castle gate
⠀⠀⠀/⠀⠀ﾐ`——彡⠀\
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🐎
Ben Shapiro asks his mom for Robux
Now, let’s say 🗣 hypothetically, you 👆, my mother 👪. Were to give 🎁 me, your 
son 🙎♂️, your credit 💸 card 💳 information 👌🏼. So I 👥 could make 🛠 a purchase 💲 of 500 💯 robux 👏 on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister 👱♀️ will have you 👆 believe 🙅🏻, I 👥 have done ✅ a very ‼ good 👌 job 🙆♂️🤵 of doing my chores 🧼, including 📲, but 🍑 not limited 🔒 to; The dishes 😳🍽👈🏼, the laundry and the taking 👊 out the trash ⛹️♀️👶🗑.
son 🙎♂️, your credit 💸 card 💳 information 👌🏼. So I 👥 could make 🛠 a purchase 💲 of 500 💯 robux 👏 on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister 👱♀️ will have you 👆 believe 🙅🏻, I 👥 have done ✅ a very ‼ good 👌 job 🙆♂️🤵 of doing my chores 🧼, including 📲, but 🍑 not limited 🔒 to; The dishes 😳🍽👈🏼, the laundry and the taking 👊 out the trash ⛹️♀️👶🗑.
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Drunk children live outside
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Hello Reynad my name is Dennis, and I am 12. I drink 3 beers per day because of your stream. Mom said I am going to leave outside like a dog because drunk children live outside. I am sad. please help me.
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Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum
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Kripp you shaggy looking plant eating bum i bet you can't even afford a real fedora like mine or treat a fine gal to a meal you smelly hobo *walks away turns around tips fedora and continues walking*
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