So I met him today and asked him: "Hello, my best friend, are you racist?"
And he replied with: "Yes, I'm racist"
I was shocked. So I asked him back: "You racist?"
He said: "Yes, I'm actually racist"
To comprehend him, I asked: "Why are you racist?"
He answered with: "Because I'm racist"
I made sure: "Racism?"
He replied: "Yeah, racism"
I shout out: "Oh no"
He just: "Yeah"
And I'm just: "That's so racist"
He: "Racism"
I used to be a real ad
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AMONGUS AMONGUS AMONGUS
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธHOLY FUCKING ๐๐ฆ SHITโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ๐ฉ๐ AMONG ๐ฐ US ๐บ๐ธ REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 ๐ฑ! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ AMONG ๐๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ US ๐จ IS THE BEST ๐๐ฏ FUCKING ๐ฆ๐๐ GAME ๐ฎ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ 
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A fine capitalist girl
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I may beโ a communist ๐ฉโโญ๏ธ but if i see๐ a fine ๐ฏ๐๐ฉ capitalist ๐ฐ๐บ๐ธ girl ๐ฑโโ๏ธ you bet๐ค๐ imma be tryna seize ๐ the means of dat booty ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฏ
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DONGERS initiative
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(โฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ) Hello Kripparrian, this is Agent Saltson, from the Secret Hearthstone Information Education and Luck Division. I need to talk to you about the D.O.N.G.E.R.S Initiative. (โฬฟฤนฬฏโฬฟ ฬฟ)
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Kripp
Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer
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Who the hell do you think you kids are? Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer and mobile games salesman, and you think you can just come in his chat and criticize him and his plays like you know something he doesn't? Get real. Maybe if you ate your veggies like my boy Kripp, you'd have the brainpower to make crazy split-second analytical decisions that can beat the other kids on the playground. Show some fucking respect
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โฟ Kripp druid coming through โฟ watch out at rank 22 โฟ
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โฟ Kripp druid coming through โฟ watch out at rank 22 โฟ
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