[Copypasta] My best friend is racist

So I met him today and asked him: "Hello, my best friend, are you racist?" And he replied with: "Yes, I'm racist" I was shocked. So I asked him back: "You racist?" He said: "Yes, I'm actually racist" To comprehend him, I asked: "Why are you racist?" He answered with: "Because I'm racist" I made sure: "Racism?" He replied: "Yeah, racism" I shout out: "Oh no" He just: "Yeah" And I'm just: "That's so racist" He: "Racism"
October 2021
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So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump

twitchquotes: So last weekend I was walking in WalMart and saw Trump... which was pretty cool. I was wondering why he was in the "woman's hygeine" section of the store.... He caught on to what I was thinking and held up some tampons. "For my girlfriend", he said, giggling nervously. But he doesn't have a GF. I think they were for HIM!
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October 2014
Trump

twitch chatting requires a BIG BRAIN

twitchquotes: If you think about it twitch chatting requires a certain level of intelligence considering the vast number of emotes, knowing which scenarios to use them, and remembering how to spell them (including capital vs lowercase letters)
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May 2019

Kripp can't beat anyone

twitchquotes: My dad beats me FeelsBadMan My mom beats me FeelsBadMan My brother beats me FeelsBadMan My sister beats me FeelsBadMan At least I feel safe with Kripp, because he can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan
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September 2016
Kripp

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Private photoshoot only for me

twitchquotes: แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜. แด…แดœส€ษชษดษข แด€ ส™ส€แดแด€แด…แด„แด€sแด› ษช แด€แด„แด„ษชแด…แด‡ษดแด›แด€สŸสŸส sสœแดแดกแด‡แด… แดส แด…แด‡sแด‹แด›แดแด˜ แด€ษดแด… แด€ า“ษชสŸแด‡ ษดแด€แดแด‡s "สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡s..." ษช'แด แด…ษชsษขแดœsแด›แด‡แด… ส™ส แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡ แด€ssแดœแดษชษดษข แด›สœษชs ษชs แด›สœแด‡ สœแด€า“แดœ ษดแดœแด…แด‡s. แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด€า“แดœษดแดœแด…แด‡sGONEWILD, แด›สœแด‡ แด›แด‡ษด แด›ษชแดแด‡s แดแดส€แด‡ sแด˜ษชแด„ส แด แด‡ส€sษชแดษด, แด€ แด˜ส€ษชแด แด€แด›แด‡ แด˜สœแดแด›แดsสœแดแดแด› แดษดสŸส า“แดส€ แดแด‡. ษขแด‡แด› สแดแดœส€ า“แด€แด„แด›s ส€ษชษขสœแด›.
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December 2014
Trump

Ape

โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–Œโ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’ โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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February 2015
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