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໒( •̀ ╭ ͟ʖ╮ •́ )७ I may be old but i still know how to paste it
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I used to be a real ad
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The knights of spamalot
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<:::::[]=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ We are the knights of spamalot. Be gone, foul moderators! ༼ຈ͜لຈ༽¤=][::::>
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You know what really bothers me?
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You know what really bothers me? When I walk into a public restroom and find semen and urine all over the seat of the only toilet there. It disgusts me and makes me really uncomfortable. That's how I feel reading this chat. Please no copy pasterino, these are my personal feelings and not to be mocked.
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Imaqtpie's daily routine
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wait 20 min for queue spam ads start game feed all game say "wow we lost that" spam ads repeat for 8 hours
wait 20 min for queue spam ads start game feed all game say "wow we lost that" spam ads repeat for 8 hours
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League of Legends
I will become the Fiora master
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As the pain of hunger overtook the people of Africa they began to feel hope. "I will become the Fiora master!" said Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana. The people of Africa cheered.
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League of Legends
Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries
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Hello, it is me Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries. We have received many complaints from your stream about the lak of copy pasta products your chat is using. As your sponsor, we suggest you supply your chat with more 
's or ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽'s to keep your chat up to company standards. Thank you for your time.
's or ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽'s to keep your chat up to company standards. Thank you for your time.
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