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I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so itβd make Gold Cards worth it..
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I sexually identify as a priest player
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I sexually identify as a priest player. Everyday I dream about flying into ranked games and conceding to rank 25 players. Call me retarded. I don't care. I'm beautiful. I'm getting plastic surgery to get my minions silenced for 2 mana. You can now refer to me as Anduinn and respect my right to concede on turn 1. If you can't accept me you're a holy-phobe and need to check your concede privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Kripp paints and is one off lethal
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Discovering his inner-passion for painting, Kripp leaves Twitch for good and takes Rania and Dex on the road with him to pursue his dream. After six months Kripp realizes being an artist is a lot harder than playing video games. But itβs too late. Homeless and starving, Rania hates Kripp, Dex hates Kripp, and, worst of all, Kripp hates Kripp. Buying a gun one rainy day, he puts it in his mouth and pulls the trigger. click He forgot to buy bullets. βOne off lethal,β Rania sobs.
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Danksteed of Infinite Value
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π If you see this horse while scrolling the chat you have been visited by the danksteed of infinite value. Good trades and prosperity will come to you but only if you copy pasterino this in chat π
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HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG
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HELLO BLIZZARD π I WANT TO REPORT A BUG π MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
HELLO BLIZZARD π I WANT TO REPORT A BUG π MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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Goldshire Footman is one of my favorite cards
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Goldshire Footman quickly became one of my favorite cards. He might not be the strongest minion in the game, but he protects me without hesitation against large minions and the way he says "Ready for battle" always fills me with confidence 
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