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I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so it’d make Gold Cards worth it..
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I used to be a real ad
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Hearthstone is 100% luck
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This game is 100% luck. Example: Today I am playing hunter. I arcane shot face turn 1 and he topdecks voodoo doctor like wtf can’t deal with these lucky draws
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PIRATE DECK OR WALK THE PLANK
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୧༼ಠ益▀ ༽୨ ARRRR PIRATE DECK OR WALK THE PLANK ୧༼ಠ益▀ ༽୨
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Forsen
୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
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Hey guys Saltarian here
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Hey guys Saltarian here, just want to let chat know that in order to survive I need to Feast upon the salt energy that kripp produces upon experiencing a long bout of bad luck. So please snipe and emote him in ways that will evoke his true salt essence. with enough salt I will take control of his scrawny vegan body and I will give chat what they have been waiting for all along...
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Kripp
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HELLO BLIZZARD I WANT TO REPORT A BUG
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HELLO BLIZZARD 📞 I WANT TO REPORT A BUG 📞 MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
HELLO BLIZZARD 📞 I WANT TO REPORT A BUG 📞 MY OPPONENTS ARE ALL NETDECKERS
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Kripp
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United States of America is now known as West Iran
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The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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Kripp