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I feel like Gold Cards should have a slight buff, like +1 attack or -1 mana or something... not that big of a change, just so it’d make Gold Cards worth it..
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(▀̿Ĺ̯├┬┴┬┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Obey the call of Kel'Thuzad!
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