[Copypasta] MAURICIO HONORATO

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This is in reference to Brasil Gaming House’s flex player and Team Brazil member Maurício “Honorato” Honorato, who is a favorite among Brazilian Overwatch fans. More info here: WORLD CUP ORIGINS: THE HONORATO COPYPASTA
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