[Copypasta] Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
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July 2018
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September 2021

Imposter broke into my house!

So yesterday I was eating with my family when all of a sudden a โ€œcrew mateโ€ broke in through the front door. He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin. My father told us all to hide so we donโ€™t get killed by the obvious imposter. I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus. So I told my dad โ€œDAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER? HE IS SUS!โ€ I yelled as loud as I could. The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times. The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates? I ran to call the emergency meeting by grabbing my phone off the table when I heard my mother get shot and scream for me. Lol she was so bad at among us. My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter. So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter. Lol thatโ€™s not how the game goes, I think they were hacking.
April 2021

Among Us / Amogus

Help Doge Take Over Steam

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ Help โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ Doge โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆ Take โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–โ–ˆโ–Œ Over โ–‘โ–ˆโ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ Steam โ–โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ Copy โ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–โ–ˆ And โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–โ–ˆ Paste โ–Œโ–“โ–„โ–Œโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–Œ โ–Œโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ŒDO IT. โ–ˆโ–โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–
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February 2021

POV: you get approached by the weaboo kid

๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธare you the๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘new girl๐Ÿ˜œhehโ˜บ๏ธ i thought so๐Ÿ˜Œiโ€™ve never seen๐Ÿ‘€ you before๐Ÿค” cone e chee wah โœ‹๐Ÿป iโ€™m david-kun๐Ÿ˜šitโ€™s so nice๐Ÿ˜›to finally meet you๐Ÿคชyou look just like๐Ÿ˜ณmy waifu๐ŸฅตHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นanyways๐Ÿ˜iโ€™m so sorry๐Ÿ˜”about the jerks๐Ÿ˜กin class๐Ÿ˜คtheyre all๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปBAKA๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿปthey only want๐Ÿ˜ญone thing๐Ÿ˜ซnot me๐Ÿฅดi just like๐Ÿค“to watch๐Ÿ“บmy favourite anime๐Ÿ˜jiu jitsu kaisen๐Ÿ˜and read manga๐Ÿ˜Žmmmalso๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿปithinkyourereallycool๐Ÿ˜…kawaee desu neigh๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸดHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นHEH๐Ÿ‘นnghuuh๐Ÿ˜ฃiโ€™m sorry๐Ÿ˜คiโ€™m just nervous๐Ÿ˜ญokay๐Ÿ˜กitโ€™s just๐Ÿ˜‰well๐Ÿ˜‹itโ€™s just๐Ÿฅตmm I JUST WANT TO KNOW๐Ÿค”IF I CAN SUCK๐Ÿ‘…ON YOUR NIPPLETS๐ŸคญOKAYโ“well๐Ÿ˜ฐwhat do you ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปNNGGGH๐Ÿ˜ต
February 2021

Weebs

Boomer anthem

twitchquotes: Please๐Ÿ˜ณ rise ๐Ÿ˜Ž for the ๐Ÿคจ national ๐Ÿ anthem ๐ŸŽถ of boomers ๐Ÿคช ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ๐ŸŽบ Video Games ๐ŸŽฎ cause violence ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿผ, Phone ๐Ÿ“ฑ bad ๐Ÿ‘Ž, book ๐Ÿ“š good ๐Ÿ‘ I hate ๐Ÿ˜’ my wife ๐Ÿ‘ฐ Pause โธ๏ธ the Fortnite ๐Ÿฅ‡ please ๐Ÿ˜ค Funny ๐Ÿคฃ Facebook ๐Ÿ˜œ minion ๐Ÿคญ memes ๐Ÿคช
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November 2019

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