[Copypasta] Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
twitch chat
July 2018
What happened to this ad? :(
More Copypastas

Hammer and sickle

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ ปโฃทโฃ„ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃฟโฃฆโก€ โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃฟโฃง โ €โ €โ ™โขฟโฃฟโกฟโ ‹โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก† โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€โ €โขธโฃฟโฃฟโก‡ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ  โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโก โข โฃถโฃฟโฃฟโ ‹โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโก€ โฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ปโฃฟโกฟ
ascii art
September 2020

Ben Shapiro owns another Libtard

Are you a left or right wing?!โ€, the dark ominous figure booms. I know itโ€™s over. โ€œI-Iโ€™m a d-democrโ€”โ€œ Instantly I lose all bodily functions. I collapse to the floor, screaming in agony, spasming. The great Ben Shapiro stands over my lifeless body. โ€œLibtard has been owned.โ€
December 2020

Ben Shapiro

Fired for masturbating on a Zoom call

So this just happened an hour ago and I am still shaking. Iโ€™m a staff in public accounting and was in the middle of a 3-hour training on Zoom. Usually when we have these types of calls I just keep the video running in the background and I walk around the room doing things to pass the time and distract myself from the monotone presenters. Well today I forgot that I left the camera on (I usually always have it off but earlier today I had a call with the partner to discuss my upcoming promotion, so I had to have it on). I had no clue I had left the camera on and in the middle of walking around and muttering to myself as I was zoning out, I flipped it out and started to rub one out. I did so with complete confidence, openly and ferociously, stroking faster and faster until I heard the presenter stop and kindly asked me to turn my camera off. Mortified, I lifted my pants up and rushed over to turn the camera off. Soon after the training was over I had a call with HR and they let me know that I was being terminated. I hated the job anyway so not so bummed about that, but Iโ€™m not sure what to say in interviews now if Iโ€™m asked why I left this job. Any advice?
June 2021

Watermelon

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–ˆ
ascii art
July 2017

All becoming SELLOUT

twitchquotes: ๏ผท๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ผณ๏ผฐ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผณ๏ผฏ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ๏ผค๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜๏ฝ”๏ฝ•๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ˜ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽ ๏ผก๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ผณ๏ผฅ๏ผฌ๏ผฌ๏ผฏ๏ผต๏ผด
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

sellout

More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing