[Copypasta] Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
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July 2018
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Pikachu

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€ โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆ โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€
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September 2016

Pokemon

Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta!

Oh great! Another 2 sentence long pasta! What a game changer! I'm sure the 5 measly lines of text you just posted are going to be the next big copypasta in no time! This is hilarious! Great Stuff! I can really see this being the next big thing! It's gonna be the next "Navy Seal" or "Penguin Of Doom", I can feel it! I love how short and boring it was! Extra points for being extremely forgettable with no interesting lines, a complete lack of tone, and, as I mentioned earlier, an extremely compact 30 to 40 word length! You know what you should do? You should, unprompted, post this godawful pasta in the comments of a post on a separate subreddit and when people downvote you you can post it to r/AteThePasta! Now that would be funny! Almost as funny as the pasta itself, which, may I remind you, is extremely short! God I can't believe you came up with this all on your own! Thanks so much for this! It's truly a gift! And it made me realise that no matter how hard I try I will never find a copypasta as funny as this roughly 30 word paragraph that has already been forgotten by the 47 people who upvoted it, and the 20 people who commented !thesaurizethis over and over again! And I should give up all hope of coming up with such a great pasta in my life, so I'm simply going to kill myself tonight! This is your fault! Your copypasta made me kill myself! I'm going to write your reddit username in my suicide note, as well as the entire copypasta, which I should have no trouble fitting on the page since it's so fucking short! Thanks again! ๐Ÿ˜
May 2022

Are ya winning, son?

โขธโ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โกทโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ ขโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‘โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ –โ ’โ ’โ ’โขคโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โขฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โฃ€โขคโฃผโฃ€โก โ คโ คโ ผโ คโก„โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โข„โ €โ €โ €โ € โขธโ €โ €โ ‘โกคโ คโก’โ ’โ ’โกŠโ ™โกโ €โข€โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‘โ ขโก„โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ ‡โ €โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โข€โ งโ Ÿโ โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ € โขธโ €โ €โ €โ ธโฃ€โ €โ €โ ˆโข‰โ Ÿโ “โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขฑโก–โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โขบโ งโข„โฃ€โ €โ €โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โฃ โ ƒโขธโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โกฝโ ฟโ ฏโก†โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โฃฐโ โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ ฃโ €โ €โขธโข„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกŒโ €โ ˆโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธ โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ท
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July 2020

Holy Champion: how many fingers do you see?

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Kibler

Sorry, I've dropped my DREADSTEED DECK

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Kripp

Hearthstone

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