[Copypasta] Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
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July 2018
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I sexually identify as a single Pringle

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the fuck, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty.
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March 2015

I sexually Identify as

Un'Goro volcano board copypasta

twitchquotes: monkaS ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ€ โ˜˜ = ๐ŸŒ‹
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June 2017

Hearthstone

Thats why this place is so special.

Listen 5 years ago I wanted to get into investing. I came to this sub to get some advice. One guy helped me with a stock I could invest in. It was dipping for a few days and I kept asking what I should do and he said hold. Kept quoting Warren buffet On the third day I panicked and told him I had to sell. He sent me a video and told me to watch it before I sold. It was a guy getting railed by jpow. I lost 400 dollars that day but it taught me some lessons. Now look at me. Been investing for over 3 years now. I was even on this gme thing. Yeah I could of made 8x the profits instead of 4 but I consider that my own fault. But through this great sub and everything I have learned, I reinvested my profits and as of today I am down 5 grand. Thats why this place is so special.
February 2021

WallStreetBets

Why are Chess Players so Racist?

Every time I here a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like โ€œIโ€™m so glad that I am white this gameโ€ or โ€œHe was black, so he didnโ€™t stand much of a chance that gameโ€. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? Itโ€™s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of shit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesnโ€™t mean anything, you are still the same person!!!!!!
August 2021

Chess

When chat spam my kripp stream crashes

twitchquotes: Hey guys. I am living in poor family with low interneting and very cheap pc barely handle kripp stream at 5 fps and when chat spam my kripp stream crashes so please dont spam the chat thank you.
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November 2014
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