[Copypasta] Things escalated from there

twitchquotes: I lost my virginity while listening to this song 5 years ago, it's a funny story really.. i had just finished my gym workout and i was in the locker room all sweaty, and in walks this leather dressed jabroni.. he seemed confused as to where he was.. i told him he might have gotten the wrong door, then he got very rude and said "fuck you", then i said "nah fuck you leatherman" and then things escalated from there
twitch chat
July 2018
I used to be a real ad
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Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society (Reddit moderator goes off)

I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society. Behave. Or get banned.
December 2021

Reddit

MODS

Mango Bay CoolCat

twitchquotes: CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat ๐“œ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฐ๐“ธ ๐“‘๐“ช๐”‚ CoolCat
twitch chat
January 2017

Dota 2

I hate you

Mark, let me tell you something. Pay close attention to the text that I am about to write. An average human body has about 38 trillion cells. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. DNA is one of the densest stores of information on the planet: a single gram of DNA stores about 700 terabytes of information. If we stretched out the 76 trillion meters of DNA in my body and recorded, character by character, the word "Hate" over and over and over again, this pile of information could not store the tiniest fraction of a trillionth of the hatred that I feel for you right now. Every drop of blood in my body cries out for your death. My very soul writhes in disgust. Your mere existence is a blasphemy and an affront to every possible virtue and quality that any rational being can possess. You are a deception to Satan himself.
August 2021

Kripp's chat is not raising enough dongers

twitchquotes: Dearest Kripparian, this is the Donger Police. We have inside information that states your chat has not been raising a sufficient amount of dongers. We are going to have to shut down your stream if you don't ask your chat to raise their dongers.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games

twitchquotes: Octavian, this is Brian Weiss with Grinding Gear Games. We understand there was an issue with our last financial restructuring that inadvertently canceled the auto-pay into your account. We've gone ahead and rectified the issue, as well as forwarding an additional 10% as an apology. We look forward to your updated commentary regarding our latest content expansion for Path of Exile.
twitch chat
August 2017
Kripp

sellout

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