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When you clean your vacuum cleaner, aren't you the vacuum cleaner? 
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I used to be a real ad
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I'm done with this chat
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That's it, I'm done. *** this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to *** Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be *** smarter discourse.
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Classic
F to pay McRespects
Ma'am, you may want to McSit⢠down for this. We are deeply McSorry⢠to inform you your husband has McPerished⢠in the McLine⢠of duty. He bravely led a McCharge⢠against the Burger Emperor's Armyâ˘, and through his McBravery⢠we were able to hold the McLine⢠long enough for McReinforcements⢠to arrive. Your husband is being awarded the Grimace Medal of McHonor⢠for his McServiceâ˘, and for his McBravery⢠we will be sending you a complimentary Happy Meal⢠as a token of appreciation. His service to the McMarine⢠Corps will never be forgotten.
Lonely Moby Dick
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So in Moby Dick why does Captain Ahab never consider that the whale is just lonely and looking for love? Clearly it's been through a lot from the scarring and probably wants to settle down in it's golden years. Personnally, if i were captain, i would have been a good human and take 2 and a half feet of whale cock to ease his pain
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Professional Penguin Wrestling Champion
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hello. i am 18 years old and i am a profesonal penguin wrestling champion. i have won all matches with penguins but now i need money to go to the north pole so i can wrestle with the penguin king so please donate to me. please dont copy and paste my life story
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