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I don't know why people have to copy/paste other people messages. It makes no sense!
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98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did ๐ You ๐ Know? ๐ญ 98% of ๐ฆ memes ๐ธ aren't ๐ซ even ๐ remotely funny, ๐ but ๐ rather 
an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
an ๐น indication of ๐ฆ the ๐ low ๐ intelligence, absence of ๐ฆ empathy, and ๐ devolution of ๐ฆ modern ๐ฅ man. ๐จ
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IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE
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BUG TEST ๐ IF YOU TOUCH THE BUG, PROGRAM HEARTHSTONE โ 
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Hearthstone
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze
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I think Zarya smells like dandelions and a cool breeze. Her colored hair gives of the scent of strawberries in bloom, and her pink gun leaves a smell of bubblegum when shot. Her body smells of sweat, and a strong womanhood. I would love to stuff my head right into her armpit and smother myself. To smell her tomboyish energy. I would die for this..
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Please stop spaming gachiGASM and gachiBASS
. It's not good for a kid to see that. He might be curious about tasting a glorious *** in the future. I dont want that.You fool. The statement "It's opposite day" is paradoxical by nature.
You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.