[Copypasta] PJSalt = HsĀ²

twitchquotes: Albert Einstein was desperate. He tried to prove that the luck of Kripp's opponents was within the laws of mathematics. Critics laughed claiming bad luck is divine punishment for embracing casualness. On his deathbed, he spent his last seconds jotting down the most famous formulas, PJSalt = HsĀ²
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May 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

I used to be a real ad
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If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime!

twitchquotes: į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•— Dongers in the morning, dongers in the evening, dongers at suppertime. If you can press ctrl+v you can have dongers anytime! į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•—
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We wish you a Merry Krippmas

twitchquotes: Ź• Ķ”ā—Š Ķœā—‰ Ķ”ā—Š Ź” We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas, We wish you a Merry Krippmas and a Salty New Year. Good top-deckings to you, whereever you are, Good top-deckings for Krippmas, and a Salty New Year. Ź• Ķ”ā—Š Ķœā—‰ Ķ”ā—Š Ź”
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December 2014
Kripp

Please quit calling it "Victory Fap"

twitchquotes: Would you guys please quit calling it "Victory Fap"? I find it very offensive, and I'm sure Rania does too, that you think Kripp can only become aroused through dominance in a child's card game. Please grow up chat, thanks
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Kripp

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I WANT TO TOUCH THE KRIPPARRIAN

twitchquotes: į¶¤ Ź·įµƒį¶°įµ— įµ—įµ’ įµ—įµ’įµ˜į¶œŹ° įµ—Ź°įµ‰ įµŹ³į¶¤įµ–įµ–įµƒŹ³Ź³į¶¤įµƒį¶°
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Kripp

This guy's hop is CRAZY

twitchquotes: This guy's hop is CRAZY OSFrog . My croak can't compete against a ribbit like that OSFrog . He lived in the correct swamp OSFrog . He needed precisely those two lily pads to beat me OSFrog . There were no flies I could catch OSFrog . He had the perfect tadpole OSFrog.
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