[Copypasta] PJSalt = Hsยฒ

twitchquotes: Albert Einstein was desperate. He tried to prove that the luck of Kripp's opponents was within the laws of mathematics. Critics laughed claiming bad luck is divine punishment for embracing casualness. On his deathbed, he spent his last seconds jotting down the most famous formulas, PJSalt = Hsยฒ
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May 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

What happened to this ad? :(
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HOLD THE LINE

twitchquotes: HOLD THE LINE EVERYONE ๐Ÿฅ WutFace _ ๐Ÿ”ช
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March 2016
Kripp

I've been making fake sub names for Kripp

twitchquotes: Hey, my name is Carlton Pasterino. I have something to confess. For the last 3 years I've been making fake sub names for Kripp. He pays me pennies and dimes to come up with 50 new names a day. From Thundercuck to MrRabbit69, I've made over 80% of his subs up for him. I'm tired of working like a child laborer. I'm ready to go back to college and make something of myself. I'm here to let the world know.
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Kripp

Classic

Kripp finally picks Pogo

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Kripparian, thank you so much for finally picking Pogo! Ever since you picked Pogo, his grades have gone up, he finally got a girlfriend, and he's stopped masturbating all day in his bedroom. I was certain my little Pogo was going to end up a lifeless virgin loser for his entire life, but your kind actions have put Pogo on a path for success. Thank you, thank you, you have my sincerest gratitude. Much love, Pogo's mom.
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June 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

ULU

twitchquotes: โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–„โ–„ โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–’โ–‘
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July 2016
Kripp

EU TEST PASSED

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ Veganism โ˜‘ Poverty โ˜‘ Refugees โ˜‘ No Guns โ˜‘ Bad Teeth โ˜‘ High Prices โ˜‘ Allahu Ackbar โ˜ Relevant in 2016 โ˜‘ High Tax โ˜‘ Low Wages โ˜‘ No Freedom โ˜‘ EU TEST PASSED
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Kripp

EU vs NA

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