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Hey chat. Please refrain from talking as I am a new guy here & I wanted to talk to the streamer 1 on 1... thanks guys for listening
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Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid LUL ?
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Yo boys u ready for the perfect pyramid 
? Iβm a god xDxDxD xD look at the most perfect pyramid. Try like me! Canβt without dank meme And now look it will be o very tall Can you do a 5 line pyramid? What about 6 lines XD Try it! Copy it! Here itβs 8 it is 9!
? Iβm a god xDxDxD xD look at the most perfect pyramid. Try like me! Canβt without dank meme And now look it will be o very tall Can you do a 5 line pyramid? What about 6 lines XD Try it! Copy it! Here itβs 8 it is 9!
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This guy's pasta is CRAZY!
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β This guy's pasta is CRAZY!β β βMy rigatoni can't win against a linguini like thatβ β "He NEEDED that alfredo to win" β βHe meatballed the only marinara that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect fettucini β βThere was nothing I could cookβ β βI cooked that al denteβ
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Just hit gold and I feel really dangerous IRL
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Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!"
And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero."
I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler."
He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.
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Let's build a wall chat
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Let's build a wall chat 
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