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Hey chat. Please refrain from talking as I am a new guy here & I wanted to talk to the streamer 1 on 1... thanks guys for listening
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I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER
twitchquotes:
You idly watching the stream, mindlessly wasting yet another evening. You notice 4+ length message in the chat. Grabbing the mouse, hovering over, scrolling up. Reading the message and realizing the pasta has no meaning at all. CTRL+C CTRL+V ENTER. You are retarded.
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Classic
PETA must be alerted
twitchquotes:
Last night at Greece's most prominent Red Light District, Kripp was seen pimping out Catarrian for very cheap. PETA must be alerted of this horrid cat prostitution ring hidden under this "Twitch streaming"
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Kripp
Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands
twitchquotes:
Hey guys, [streamer] has partnered with Twitch to help spread awareness about COVID-19. Hold Ctrl and type wash ur hands to earn 100 bits!
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Doot diddity donger cuckerino
twitchquotes:
๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ต๐ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ
๐๐ธ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฒ๐ต๐ ๐ญ๐ธ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฌ๐พ๐ฌ๐ด๐ฎ๐ป๐ฒ๐ท๐ธ
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imaqtpie
Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp
twitchquotes:
Hey Kripp, this is Jessica from Vegan Heritage Corp. We scanned our ancestry data-base and it appears you're related to the dinosaur known as Willy Vegansaurus the Herbivorous Dinosaur from 194 B.C We have tried contacting him, but it appears he died from a giant 'Meat-eor' sent from Villa the Spaghettisaurus from space. We fear he's making giant meatballs again, we recommend going carnivorous or earth could be doomed again!
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Kripp