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Hey chat. Please refrain from talking as I am a new guy here & I wanted to talk to the streamer 1 on 1... thanks guys for listening
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This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!
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β βThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!β β βMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatβ β "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" β βHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meβ β "He had the perfect infection" β βThere was nothing I could doβ β βI played that perfectly"
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Kripp
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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III
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I sexually Identify as an LGM-30 Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering a W78 nuclear warhead with an explosive yield of 3x500 kilotons of TNT anywhere on the planet at Mach 23. People say to me that a person being a Minuteman III is impossible and Iβm ο»Ώincredibly destructive but I donβt care. Iβm having Air Force Global Strike Command install new three-stage solid-fuel rocket engines and give me an $86 billion upgrade on my 59 foot body. From now on I want you guys to call me "ICBM" and respect my right to be in service until at least the 2030s. If you canβt accept me youβre missileophobe and need to check your local AFB for missile silos. Thank you, and I'll see you in WW3.
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