[Copypasta] MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

Rania is playing hardstone

twitchquotes: The year is 2017 - Rania is playing hardstone while her puerto rican lover performs felatio on her. She queues into an UNKNOWN and instantly receives a message from the Kripp. "This is so unfair! It`s not my fault vegans can`t eat p*#sy! You have 30 minutes to come back home before I shoot myself and dex in the face with my vegan gun!" She aggressively slams the desk: "DAMN IT!". "Que se pasa amor" Antonio looks up perplexed, She replies: "Turn 1 go first zombie chow...".

twitch chat

August 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto and I am begging you to stop drinking so much OJ. Since you became popular on the Twitch our sales have decreased by over 69% because Canadians want to be like you. For *** sake please drink some apple juice! If you continue drinking OJ, I wont be able to feed my family anymore

twitch chat

July 2015

Kripp

MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

twitchquotes: MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

SHAPESHIFT ResidentSleeper

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE IS OVER ResidentSleeper

PLAGUE LORD ResidentSleeper

MY WINGED CHILDREN FILL THE SKIES ResidentSleeper

I AM THE ESSENCE OF MAGIC ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

March 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

twitchquotes: What chat is glossing over with this "misplay" is the 4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent. He's making the opponent think he's a terrible player, and therefore more likely to make bad choices, when in reality he's playing against Kripparian the master of salt, and salty plays. He's a real wiz at juking people in a children's card game.

twitch chat

April 2018

Kripp

Hearthstone

Do you even ❚█══█❚

twitchquotes: KRIPP do you even ❚█══█❚

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

[Copypasta] MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

Hearthstone

Hearthstone

Rania is playing hardstone

Hearthstone

Dear Kripp, I own the apple orchard outside Toronto

MY GREETINGS ResidentSleeper

Hearthstone

4D mindgames Kripp is playing with his opponent

Hearthstone

Do you even ❚█══█❚

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