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Own a musket for home defense
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Chat analyses Kripp's painting
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I honestly can't believe the idiocy of this chat sometimes. The green obviously represents Kripp's veganism, which is contrasted by the red below it, symbolizing animals and meat. The orange in the middle is a masterful representation of Kripp's balding spot, and the black strokes surrounding it are his attempts to hide it.
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This is why eSports will never...
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This is why eSports will never hit the general public as hard as for instance soccer. the way you kids are spamming this chat is just ruining the whole experience for a grown man. Seriously. Grow up.
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Tell us what's in the sandwich
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ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/βΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^ tell us what's in the sandwich and nobody gets hurt kripp ΜΏ ΜΏ'ΜΏ'Μ΅Π·=ΰΌΌ βΜΏΔΉΜ―βΜΏ ΜΏ ΰΌ½=Ξ΅/Μ΅/βΜΏβΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ[} ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ ΜΏ^
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