[Copypasta] Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis

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March 2018
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Please dont talk about melee in an ultimate chat 😑

twitchquotes: honestly melee is dead, it has been since smash 4. Please dont talk about melee in a smash ultimate chat. 😑
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LS, aka "Low Standards"

twitchquotes: LS, aka "Low Standards", is a commentator for the LCK that is often ridiculed for his annoying personality and questionable game knowledge. He is specifically known for his Annie and Tahm β€œThomas” Kench two-trick-pony in low platinum solo-queue..
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How traders politely decline the second date

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twitchquotes: Hello, i come to seek help. I am interested in trying to discover a way to produce eggs much like a chicken does. i have tested inserting the egg into myself and hoping it will act like a seed and grow like a tree in my belly but so far it has not been successful. Please help i struggle to sleep at night without an answer.
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Forsen

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