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π YOU π IDIOTS π WILL π PASTE π ANYTHING π AS π LONG π AS π THERE π ARE π CLAP π EMOJIS π
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What happened to this ad? :(
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After Reynad uses pictures of his forehead for Tinder...
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After Reynad began using only pictures of his forehead for his Tinder account, his amount of female attention increased drastically. One woman was particularly ready to hop in bed with him. "I'm going to make so much money off of this thirsty Ukrainian!" she said to herself. Unfortunately for her she left her phone on with Andrey's Tinder profile open and his forehead heard her. She "disappeared" within the week.
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Reynad
Show browser history or riot!
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γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ SHOW BROWSER HISTORY OR RIOT γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ
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Kripp
ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨ riot ΰ§ΰΌΌΰ² ηΰ² ΰΌ½ΰ¨
I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking (Nolan Grayson)
I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Nolan Grayson. That perfect, shredded body. The perfectly trimmed mustache. The planet conquering skills of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with him, have him pass his genes through me, and have me birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance for Nolan Grayson to get me pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Robert Kirkman create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
Ripperoni Pepperoni dude
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βI'm just gonna shove this shit out β *I'm pretty strong right now* β *FUCK man* β *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* β *I love it dude* β *Epic nice dude* β *Just gonna go shop* β Did that really fucking hit me? β Ripperoni Pepperoni dude β.
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imaqtpie
Dear Kripp, last night was incredible
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Dear Kripp, last night was incredible. the feeling i got when you topdecked me was unforgettable. I want to hold you in my arms and give you so much value. Please respond. XOXO Trump
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Kripp