[Copypasta] Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis

twitchquotes: 👏 YOU 👏 IDIOTS 👏 WILL 👏 PASTE 👏 ANYTHING 👏 AS 👏 LONG 👏 AS 👏 THERE 👏 ARE 👏 CLAP 👏 EMOJIS 👏
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March 2018
(▀ĖŋÄšĖ¯â”œâ”Ŧ┴â”Ŧ┴ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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twitchquotes: BuddhaBar ᅚ KevinTurtle ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ TooSpicy ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚ WholeWheat ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ PogChamp ᅚᅚ Kappa ᅚᅚ SriHead ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ DansGame ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ cmonBruh ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ DatSheffy ᅚ WutFace
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March 2016
Reynad

Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
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July 2017
Kripp

War Thunder is like playing chess

It's not that the game is addicting, it's just that there are no decent alternatives. War Thunder is basically the intellectual version of the FPS games that all the stupid children and mongoloid brains play. Instead of just being based purely on twitch "skills" which require as much intellectual ability as closing popup spam windows, in War Thunder you have to use at least some tactics and strategy. FPS games are like playing Pong on high speed. War Thunder is like playing chess. The art of gaming is simply dead for big brains. 20 years ago there were tons of games that required brainpower because PC gaming back then was by nerds and for nerds, but then the corporate suits took over and were like "broaden the appeal to we can make more sales" so everything got dumbed down to the lowest common denominator. My GF asked me if I was "having fun" playing War Thunder, and I looked at her like she was a fucking retard to even consider that sentence a valid question. I don't have FUN playing War Thunder. This game routinely pisses me off and makes me rage. However, when I stomp the entire enemy team and crush them so utterly I can hear the lamentations of their mothers, I feel satisfaction. I spent weeks grinding for Operation Winter. The vikings had a word for this. They called it Valhalla. Endless war. Endless combat. Knowing only victory and death. Bathing in the blood of your enemies. You get 15 kills and bask in glory and rewards, and think: what should I do now? Should I get in my Honda Fit and tour the local strip mall for my Triumph? Should I microwave some tendies and throw myself a great Feast? But there is only one option. There is only ever one option. To Battle! Various cultures have alternatively described the gameplay loop of War Thunder as their vision of Heaven or Hell. It is both.
January 2021

Billy the Puppet (from Saw)

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September 2021

Octavian Morosan

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March 2015
Kripp
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