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twitchquotes: πŸ‘ YOU πŸ‘ IDIOTS πŸ‘ WILL πŸ‘ PASTE πŸ‘ ANYTHING πŸ‘ AS πŸ‘ LONG πŸ‘ AS πŸ‘ THERE πŸ‘ ARE πŸ‘ CLAP πŸ‘ EMOJIS πŸ‘
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March 2018
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May 2021

Applejack

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November 2014

Vandelar from the castle jousting team

twitchquotes: Hail Kripp, 'tis I, Vandelar from the castle jousting team. How does life treat you today? I notice you continue to fool around with children's playing cards, some things never change! Art thou still playing the wizard of warcraft children's game? I never had time for such pursuits, for I found myself occupied with defending my honor, and laying with beautiful wenches. Alas, it was nice to see thou again, write me and we shall visit the tavern Kreygasm
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When Kripp is afk, he fills his bathtube with salty tears

twitchquotes: When Kripp goes afk, he's filling up his bathtube with his salty tears. Full of Anger and bad Energy, he let the harmony of salt and warm HΒ²O take over. He is at a better place now, dreaming about freedom and peace.
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November 2014
Kripp

Six foot antlers

twitchquotes: I bet all you beta f*gs don't wear antlers either. Science has shown that the male deers with the largest antlers attract the most females, so obviously the exact same principle works for human females. When I walk into the club reeking of sweat with six foot antlers strapped to my head, I get the attention of every female in the room. Pretty much ever man too, that's how powerful the effect is.
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