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twitchquotes: I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 179,776 readers, I am not receiving 179,776 upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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September 2018

Classic

Patient #69 Thijs

twitchquotes: Day 63: Patient #69 still calls himself "Thijs" and thinks he live in Netherlands. Almost every day he plays a children's magic poker game and talks to the screen, every day he must take a pill but he calls it "T-time". Our doctors will continue monitoring #69.

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January 2019

Thijs

Hearthstone

Masturbation Notice from school

MASTURBATION NOTICE It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities Thank you for your cooperation

March 2022

Disgrace to all Morosans

twitchquotes: ＯｃｔａｖｉａｎＭｏｒｏｓａｎ，ｔｈｉｓｉｓｙｏｕｒｇｒｅａｔｇｒｅａｔｇｒａｎｄｐａｒｒｉａｎ，ＩａｍｃｏｎｔａｃｔｉｎｇｙｏｕｆｒｏｍｂｅｙｏｎｄｔｈｅｇｒａｖｅｔｏｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｔｈａｔｙｏｕａｒｅａｄｉｓｇｒａｃｅｔｏａｌｌＭｏｒｏｓａｎｓｂｅｃａｕｓｅｏｆｙｏｕｒｒｅｃｅｎｔｓｗｉｔｃｈｔｏｂｅｉｎｇａｃａｓｕａｌ．ＰｌｓｎｏＭａｓｅｒａｔｉ

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March 2014

Kripp

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

twitchquotes: 📞 4Head

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? 📞 4Head

IT'S THE POINT 📞 4Head

IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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March 2018

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Patient #69 Thijs

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Masturbation Notice from school

Disgrace to all Morosans

HELLO DALLAS FUEL? IT'S THE POINT

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