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The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population

The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic helmet. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.

August 2021

COVID

Coronavirus

Just a little longer and i'll be free...

twitchquotes: "Alright, time for a quick bathroom break. Prime it up guys." I say as i take off my headphones. Once i'm out of camera view, i break down. The tears won't stop. "Goddamn it, i can't do this shit anymore." Rania puts her hand on my shoulder, "Just a few more years, then you'll be able to retire." She never understood. She never had to spend the hours playing this fucking card game over and over every night. But she's right, i have to keep going. Just a little longer and i'll be free...

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September 2020

Kripp

Hearthstone

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me 😫

December 2020

WallStreetBets

AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES

twitchquotes: MOSHI MOSHI 📞 AYAYA

RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES 📞 AYAYA

NEED BACKUP 📞 AYAYA

ARIGATO 📞

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April 2019

Weebs

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March 2018

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The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population

COVID

Coronavirus

Just a little longer and i'll be free...

Hearthstone

I want JPow to use his full range of tools on me 😫

WallStreetBets

AYAYA RUNNING LOW ON CUTIES

Weebs

Classic

Copy and paste anything as long as there are clap emojis

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