[Copypasta] Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Reynad wakes up after the final night of Blizzcon. "Never lucky", he says. "I wouldn't say that", says a voice to his side. Reynad rolls over and to his surprise, it's a hot grill. "Wow! How did I manage this?", he asks. "You are very persuasive", purrs the grill. "What's your name?" Reynad asks. "Chat calls me Scamaz", Scamaz laughs as he pulls off his wig.
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November 2015
Reynad
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I am Bamalama Shmamahdu, from the Congo. We regret to inform you that your shipment of child solders may be a bit late this month due to a shipping error. We are very sorry for this inconvenience, and you will receive AIDS, free of charge as our way of saying sorry.
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January 2015
Reynad

Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Music (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Extremely Handsome (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Innovative Decks (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) High Level Gameplay (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Moderately Sized Forehead (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Great Personality (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Large Donger (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Must be Reynad (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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November 2016
Reynad

A spare I guess

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
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January 2015
Reynad

Deathrattle is "Lose the game"

twitchquotes: Guys what if Acidic swamp ooze was a 30/30, but its deathrattle was "Lose the game"? Would this be balanced? Should I contact bilbarzard??
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November 2014
Reynad

Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, its me, the lamp behind you. Do you remember when you used to turn me on all the time? Now that you're a big time gaming memester, I get as much use as the surfboard and your guitar. I miss you and I hope you use my 29 watts soon
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March 2016
Reynad
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