[Copypasta] Nothing is complex for me

twitchquotes: Nothing is complex for me. I figured out flat earth when everyone on the planet was either bought into the lie or supporting it. I am a borderline genius as tested at 10 years old I am sure the number would be much higher now since I have increased my intelligence over the years. I am right you are wrong, it really is as simple as that. The DEVIL is in the details.
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July 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Trainwrecks that's true

twitchquotes: True aaaaaaaaaaaand... Yeah, that's pretty true. That's true and- yeah that's true. That's true. That's true- That's pretty true. That's pretty true, I mean-... That's true. Yeah. That's true. Uhm- That's true. That's fuckin' true. Uhm... That's how it is dude
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February 2020
Trainwreckstv

Tannerina Tanners girlfriend

twitchquotes: Hey itā€™s me Tanner I just wanted to apologize for always coming here and being mean to you. I shouldnā€™t have been so mean back in high school and Iā€™m really sorry. HAH JUST KIDDING itā€™s Tannerina Tanners girlfriend, you really think he would ever apologize to you? Iā€™m off to the nail salon catch ya later
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September 2019

Tanner from High School

havenā€™t done assassins in a while

twitchquotes: "alright, locket I guessā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œhavenā€™t done assassins in a whileā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œguess Iā€™ll pick up this akaliā€ ResidentSleeper ā€œoh look, 6 assassinsā€ ResidentSleeper
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July 2019

Teamfight Tactics

Biden transplants his brain into the United States' neural network database

thats very true. if you vote trump, there is no nuance in that little flipping nugget of a brain of yours. you are a simpleton, comparable to the gum stuck on the heel of my shoe- dirtying an institution which needs to be scraped clean. thankfully, your time has come. the antics end with joe biden, who has squandered the far-right and united a nation, and once he transplants his beautiful old slimy man brain into the United States' neural network database (which is encrypted and connected to the internet, along with google's whole database, so yes, he WILL know what you're doing) we can finally live in a safe country.
July 2022

Politics

Joe Biden

Donald Trump

64 is cool, Melee is too, Ultimate will suffice

twitchquotes: <3 64 IS COOL <3 MELEE IS TOO <3 ULTIMATE WILL SUFFICE <3 SO LETā€™S BE NICE <3
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February 2019
VGBootCamp

Super Smash Bros

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