[Copypasta] Nothing is complex for me

twitchquotes: Nothing is complex for me. I figured out flat earth when everyone on the planet was either bought into the lie or supporting it. I am a borderline genius as tested at 10 years old I am sure the number would be much higher now since I have increased my intelligence over the years. I am right you are wrong, it really is as simple as that. The DEVIL is in the details.
twitch chat
July 2017
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Copypastas

Minecraft creeper

โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
ascii art
December 2020

Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

twitchquotes: (โ€ขโŒฃโ€ข) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( อกยฐโ•ญอœส–โ•ฎอกยฐ ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

Hearthstone

neverlucky

NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED

twitchquotes: ATTENTION: The NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED in order to make room for the Gnomes Vs. Goblins expansion. We apologize for any dongers raised by this message.
twitch chat
November 2014
Trump

Hmm Today I Will

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โกถโ –โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ฒโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโ –โ ‹โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃดโฃฟโ ›โ ™โ ›โขทโฃคโฃˆโขฟโ €โ € โ €โ €โฃดโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโฃถโ ถโ šโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ € โข€โกŸโฃ โฃถโ –โ ›โ ‰โขโฃ โฃดโฃถโขถโก„โ €โ บโฃฏโฃญโฃญโฃญโฃฟโ ฟโ —โขธโก† โฃพโ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃžโฃ‰โฃˆโฃฟโกฟโ ›โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃปโฃฆโ ถโ ›โ ‰โ ™โขฟโก‡ โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃคโ ถโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกถโขปโ  โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฐโก‡โฃฟโ € โ ˜โฃ†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกŸโฃผโ ƒโ € โ €โ นโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ›โฃฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกถโ ‹โฃผโ ƒโ €โ € โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกพโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ ›โ ถโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃดโฃถโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโ ‹โขธโ €โ ™โขทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกŸโ €โ €โ €โขธโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขถโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโก„โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โข€โกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃฟโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โขนโฃฆโฃคโ „ โข€โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโ Ÿโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โขธโก„โ €โ €โ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฆโขป โ €โฃธโ ƒโขฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโ €โ €
ascii art
August 2021

Penis Inspection Day

twitchquotes: I was talking to some people I know, and apparently I'm the only person who remembers "Penis Inspection Day" in Elementary School. The gym teacher took us into the washroom one at a time while everyone else kept playing, and tugged our foreskin back and inspected our penis to make sure we were developing properly and keeping clean. Surely I can't be the only one who remembers this, other people must have had Penis Inspection Day at their school too.
twitch chat
December 2019
More Copypastas
Text-to-Speech Playing