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Who is this salt vegan casual - Rania's cat
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Here i was, minding my own business, when suddenly this potato headed idiot just waltzes right into my life alwasy yelling 'topdeck this' and 'insane that'. who the *** is this salty vegan casual? i just want to eat and sleep all day, not listen to this oj guzzling nerd. Rania pls. -- sincerely, cat
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Teddy Roosevelt messages Kripp
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Hi Kripp, This is Teddy Roosevelt calling! I am concerned that you have formed a monopoly on the hearthstone section of twitch dot telly. You must renounce this darkness immediately or I will SMITE YOU like I did Andre Carnegie and Nelson Rockemsockem. You must give up your monopolistic ways or face the mighty wrath of the White House and the US Judicial system. Much love to Rania and the baby. Regards, yo boi TD
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learn instead of crying
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This is a game of pure skill and you lost because you were completely outplayed and outmaneuvered. It's better to learn from your mistakes instead of crying because you believe your opponents are luckier than you are. One day, when you can actually admit to your mistakes, you might actually be better at the game. 
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Kripp's high time in coma
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Kripp, this is doctor Jeffrey Shih from the Athens General Hospital. Youโve been in a coma for several years now due to an overload of copypasta. Iโm trying out a new method to get through to you. Please wake up! Your family misses you very much. Please wake up, you *** retard!
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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