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"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
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"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
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"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
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"Teaching, I think."
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"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
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"It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking."
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