[Copypasta] You have exceeded your monthly allowance of haHAA

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July 2017
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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat

twitchquotes: You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
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March 2016

Classic

Tyler1 is a hard stuck attack-damage carry

twitchquotes: LoLTyler1, also known as the most renown athletes in the American game of football and collegiate participants, is a hard stuck attack-damage, a role found in the monolithic video game, League of Legends. Tyler1 specializes in fields such as sports, academia, and banter. Though Tyler is self-proclaimed to be, quote, โ€œalpha as fuckโ€, he often cannot pronounce most of the words that his chat uses. Such mispronunciations include this particular instantiation of this current message..
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March 2018
Tyler1

League of Legends

Grand Widow Faerlina needs a new succubus

twitchquotes: ๏ผจ๏ฝ‰ ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ผง๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผท๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ผฆ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ† ๏ผฒ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ผŸ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝš๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ‹๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ผ ๏ผซ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ผ
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

He fills my butt with his Blood Thirster

twitchquotes: I sแด˜ส€แด‡แด€แด… แดส ส™แดœแด›แด›แด„สœแด‡แด‡แด‹s า“แดส€ QT. Hแด‡ แด˜แด‡ษดแด‡แด›ส€แด€แด›แด‡s แดแด‡. I แด„แด€ษด า“แด‡แด‡สŸ แดส ส™แดœแด›แด› แด›แด‡แด€ส€ษชษดษข แด€s แดส แด‡สแด‡s sแด›แด€ส€แด› แด›แด แดกแด€แด›แด‡ส€. I แดกแด€ษดแด› แด›แด แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ สœษชแด. Hแด‡ ส€แดแด€ส€s แด€ แดษชษขสœแด›ส ส€แดแด€ส€ แด€s สœแด‡ า“ษชสŸสŸสŸs แดส ส™แดœแด›แด› แดกษชแด›สœ สœษชs BสŸแดแดแด… Tสœษชส€sแด›แด‡ส€.
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July 2014
imaqtpie

Yoshi with Mario's body

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’ โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’
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September 2018
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