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๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐
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twitch chatting requires a BIG BRAIN
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If you think about it twitch chatting requires a certain level of intelligence considering the vast number of emotes, knowing which scenarios to use them, and remembering how to spell them (including capital vs lowercase letters)
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Times change...
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Laying on the ground, devastated by the news my beloved Kripp has joined TSM, a hooded figure approaches, kneels down, grabs me by the shoulder. โThis was not his destiny.โ I said, holding back the tears. I look up, the stranger removes his hood and looks me in the eye, โTimes Changeโฆโ says Trump, as he pushes me to the ground. This wasnโt supposed to happen. 
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Biden's America
The year is 2021. You look at the television. SIlver fox President Biden announces a vaccine mandate for employees. You clutch your limited edition Trump Funko Pop. It has begun. You gather up all your belongings, and jump into your truck, hitting the highway for the airport. Out of your rearview mirror you can make out a sleek black Prius pursuing you. You make out the numbers โ1โ โ9โ โ8โ and 4โ on their license plate. You are able to lose the Prius and arrive at the airport. You are almost free. At airport security You see a young man being dragged away screaming. The guards yell something about him having more than 3.4 oz of liquid. Thankfully you only have an AR 15 on you. The guard inspects it.
โItโs for hunting,โ you say.
They hand it back to you and wave for you to move along. You breathe a sigh of relief.
โOne more thing.โ
You turn to see a Guard staring down at you with their beady soulless eyes.
โI need to see your vaccination cardโ
It is too late. You try to run away, but you feel someone press a cloth against your face. Reality fades away. You wake up in some kind of lab, chained down to an operation table and gagged. The room is undecorated except for a single poster of Harry Styles in a dress on the wall. A single figure stands in the corner shrouded in shadow, fiddling with a syringe. As they step out of the shadow, you can make out their face, the roguishly handsome Gavin Newsom. He positions a large surgical headlight above you and turns it on. He holds up the large syringe to the light and chuckles, staring into your pleading eyes.
โDon't worry, it will all be over soonโ
He removes his mask to reveal his serpent's tongue, flickering in amusement. He plunges the syringe straight through your โsocialism is for figsโ shirt into your arm.
โNighty nightโ
Your world fades to black once more.
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D3 is boring
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Hmm, something tells me that Kripps audience has gotten enough from D3 for most part... Just can't really put my finger on... 
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NOT ANOTHER CHILDREN'S CARD GAME
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Kripp sighs sitting at the dinner table. โI have to play hearthstone again, FUCK!โ Rania consoles him, โItโs okay sweetheart. I love you.โ Kripp responds in tears โI have been having fun playing POE but I only got 6k viewers last night, how will we eat if I donโt play that goddamned Hearthstone for these morons!โ Rania wraps her arms around Krippโs neck, โItโs okay baby, itโll be different, when Artifact comes out!โ Kripp lets out a scream, โNOT ANOTHER FUCKING CHILDRENโS CARD GAME!โ
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