Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder
twitchquotes:Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
Every time I see Tifa punch someone I get a little sadder, because tha tis one less punch that could have been directed at my nutsack. I pray at night for Tifa to break into my house and mercilessly beat the everloving fuck out of my balls. I will pray extra hard tonight.
twitchquotes:I mean, itโs XQC. We expected anything different? Did any of yaโlll watch him as an OW pro? Letโs be honest here, was only a matter a time. and his channel wonโt die, itโs filled with toxic twats just like him. he gets banned from twitch, heโll go to FB or YT and continue to make bank.
I mean, itโs XQC. We expected anything different? Did any of yaโlll watch him as an OW pro? Letโs be honest here, was only a matter a time. and his channel wonโt die, itโs filled with toxic twats just like him. he gets banned from twitch, heโll go to FB or YT and continue to make bank.
It's 2094 and Jared still can't get back to challenger
twitchquotes:It's the year 2094 jared still can't get back to challenger. Qt and dom have trolled him in every promo he has played for the past 80 years.
It's the year 2094 jared still can't get back to challenger. Qt and dom have trolled him in every promo he has played for the past 80 years. FeelsBadMan
Joe Biden eat hot chip and lie
twitchquotes:He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. โUnder the Biden administration,โ he says, carefully โThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,โ The crowd gasps. โEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,โ Jill hangs her head in shame. โYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.โ An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words โBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.โ Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.
He lets out a sigh and then a plastic smile. โUnder the Biden administration,โ he says, carefully โThere will be a few new rules. It will be forbidden to cook,โ The crowd gasps. โEveryone will have to eat McDonalds,โ Jill hangs her head in shame. โYou may have to charge your phone. You may have to twerk. Hell, you may even have to be bisexual.โ An uproar starts in the crowd, but Biden ushers a silence with his next words โBut it will all be worth it when we as a people can eat hot chip and lie. Thank you.โ Biden leaves the podium to a thunderous applause. America is saved.