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๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐
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Malta vs Penguins
Roses are red, I'm flexing today
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๐ช ๐ roses are red ๐ช ๐ violets are blue ๐ช ๐ i'm flexing today ๐ช ๐ why aren't you?? ๐ช ๐
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TL waiting for TSM at the airport
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HELLO TSM? ๐ TL HERE ๐ WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 ๐
HELLO TSM? ๐ TL HERE ๐ WE ARE WAITING AT THE MCDONALDS BY GATE 06 ๐
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EU vs NA
Slap Chop commercial script
Now that I have your attention let me show you this handy new kitchen tool, the Slap Chop! Youโre going to be in a great mood all day, because youโre going be slapping your troubles away with the Slap Chop. Now, look hereโs a potato. One slap you got big chunks for stew, two slaps home fries in a second. And, look at this when you add a mushroom: the more you do it, the finer it gets you donโt have to switch any blades.
Now, you love salad -- you hate making it. You know you hate making salads -- thatโs why you donโt have any salad in your diet. Watch this one slap... salad! I love Pizza too, but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza.
Youโre going to change your eating habits. Soup, Coleslaw, stuff we want, 5 seconds. 4 or 5 seconds, it's done. This thing, this tuna looks boring. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life. Add this tuna putting it in like this now youโre going to have a nice, tuna, salad. Look at this youโre going to have an exciting life now.
Look hereโs a hard boiled egg. One chop, you add the pickle; you add the green onion. And what you can do is mix things together add the ham and youโre going to love this. You donโt have time to make breakfast, breakfast to go.
Youโre going to love my nuts. Watch this: almonds, walnuts. Comes with a cover so you can do everything in the cover. Alright, or you can do it on the board, whatever you like. So easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do it with your whole hand. Kids can do it. You know what they charge at the ice cream store? A dollar for toppings at the ice cream store. Add a couple cookies if you want. So, you can make it for 10 cents. Stop throwing your money away. You know not only nuts what about fruit? Put a mango, look at that isnโt that beautiful on your ice cream.
An Urgot main
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Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
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