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๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ด ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐บ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐๐๐
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This guy's wallet is CRAZY!
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โ โThis guy's wallet is CRAZY!โ โ โMy bank account can't win against a payment like thatโ โ "He NEEDED precisely those two credit cards to win" โ โHe bought the only card that could beat meโ โ "He had the perfect purchase" โ โThere was nothing I could buy" โ โI paid that perfectly"
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Hearthstone
This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I donโt know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe itโs my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally Iโll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then Iโll walk around my house and pick up various different โtrinketsโ and put them in my bag while saying stuff like โIโll be having thatโ and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (โtrinketsโ can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. Iโm 99% sure they donโt know itโs me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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Copypasta being funny is just incomprehensible
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I always thought comedy was something I could never lose my grasp on, but "Copypasta" being funny to anybody is just incomprehensible.
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Hearthstone Devs change a lightbulb
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How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.
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My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
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My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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