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Vaporeon
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3โ03โ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyโre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereโs no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itโd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3โ03โ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyโre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereโs no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itโd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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At least you have a life
twitchquotes:(โโฟโโฟ) Kripp, you may suck at Hearthstone but at least you have a girlfriend. I bet these people beating you have no life (โโฟโโฟ)
(โโฟโโฟ) Kripp, you may suck at Hearthstone but at least you have a girlfriend. I bet these people beating you have no life (โโฟโโฟ)
People Who Fake Disorders Be Like
Red is the color of blood and thatโs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloโฆ this is Dream ๐พ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay๐ฅ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it ๐คช๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
*switches back to Zay๐ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐ but you didnโt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐
Red is the color of blood and thatโs offensive and scary. Please refrain from using or ever mentioning the color red, as that is a trigger for me.
A trigger of what you ask? One of my 20 disorders. ADHD, DID, Tourettes, OCD, anxiety, BPD, depression, OSDD, PTSD, Obesity, CPTSD, schizophrenia, psychosis, anorexia, and many many more.
Prove it? Oh, let me switch real fast
tics and throws phone across room OwO h-h-helloโฆ this is Dream ๐พ (he/they) (5 years old) (trauma holder) uwu. You were just speaking to Zay๐ฅ (they/them) (22 years old) (Leader of the system) OwO do you be-be-believe me now? Sorry for the stutter, I was born with it ๐คช๐๐ฅธ๐๐ฅธ
*switches back to Zay๐ฅ (They/them) (22 years old) (leader of the system) I told you ๐ but you didnโt believe me. Just wait to be canceled by all the Twitter users. Twitter, do your thing ๐