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July 2017
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This reddit sub is not funny

I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnโ€™t change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your โ€œjokesโ€ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say โ€œoh Iโ€™m almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyโ€????? Youโ€™re not. Saying โ€œpenisโ€ or when asked to say a joke โ€œmy lifeโ€ isnโ€™t fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of โ€œhumourโ€ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. โ€œSo leave the subโ€ that wonโ€™t fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your โ€œjokesโ€. Develop a sense of humor or just get out๐Ÿ˜
May 2021

Kripp's MALDHAWK

twitchquotes: Late last year, we were on an expedition to find the rarest hairstyle of them all.. the "MALDHAWK" A combination of MALD and a hawk nest, it combines the fluidity of middle aged male pattern baldness to a contrast of dead rats. Much to our chagrin, we found it April 13th, 2020, on a morose Canadian gypsy's stream. He had over 10k viewers at the time of writing this
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April 2020
Kripp

How to prank your school principle

Step 1: Go to his office Step 2: distract him Step 3: Put a fish on his desk Step 4: He'll laugh at it and say "Who put this fish on my desk" Step 5: Break his kneecaps
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Uncle Moe Lester

twitchquotes: @Imaqtpie My niece turn 14 today and she's watching your stream Can you please say "Happy birthday Lea from uncle Moe Lester" ?
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imaqtpie

If PLTR hits 35 today

If PLTR hits 35 today I will wipe with quarter ply toilet paper and accidentally discover myself
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