Having to call a judge โyour honorโ is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.
โYour Honorโ. I mean gimmie a fuckinโ break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iโve seriously seen courtrooms where theyโll say โSirโ and the judge will be like โItโs โYour Honorโ young man!!โ
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use โSirโ like everybody else.
Itโs some LARPING Iโd expect kids to do. โOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!โ
Shut up.
EDIT: Iโm literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yโall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying โitโs just a title, like Doctor!โ. Judges have a title like โDoctorโ, itโs called โJudgeโ - Doctors donโt expect us to call them โThy Healerโ or some crap like that.
Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub
Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub -- shower water raining down from above. It was very nice and ended nicely. Later that day, I went to take a shit. Shit wouldn't come out, and I felt an odd tugging sensation between my ass cheeks. Thought I was dying and started freaking out while I tried to pinch my shit off to investigate. Turns out my jizz had found its way into my ass cheeks while laying down in the tub, mingled with all my ass hair, and solidified into a gelatinous plaster. Upon shitting, the hair was so fucked together that my cheeks couldn't separate for the shit to emerge (felt like that playdoh hair salon toy). I ended up having such a massacre of shitcum on my ass and hands that I had to get back in the shower just to clean off.
Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub -- shower water raining down from above. It was very nice and ended nicely. Later that day, I went to take a shit. Shit wouldn't come out, and I felt an odd tugging sensation between my ass cheeks. Thought I was dying and started freaking out while I tried to pinch my shit off to investigate. Turns out my jizz had found its way into my ass cheeks while laying down in the tub, mingled with all my ass hair, and solidified into a gelatinous plaster. Upon shitting, the hair was so fucked together that my cheeks couldn't separate for the shit to emerge (felt like that playdoh hair salon toy). I ended up having such a massacre of shitcum on my ass and hands that I had to get back in the shower just to clean off.
Jarnitro's message to Kripp
twitchquotes:Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
Dearest Kripparian, Jarnitro here. I am so confudido about how i lost that game. Please use your masterino of top deckarino to teach me how to win this game. I will be your fettucinni pepperoni boy forever.
i will cry on reddit and type a 10 page essay about how you guys are filthy degenerates
twitchquotes:Filthy degenerates throwing money at filthy degenerates behaviour. what filthy casuals you are throwing money and subbing at bad behaviour now i will cry on reddit and type a 10 page essay about how you guys are filthy degenerates because you support these stupid fistings and casual behaviour ๅธ โ_โเผฝๅธ
Filthy degenerates throwing money at filthy degenerates behaviour. what filthy casuals you are throwing money and subbing at bad behaviour now i will cry on reddit and type a 10 page essay about how you guys are filthy degenerates because you support these stupid fistings and casual behaviour ๅธ โ_โเผฝๅธ
Raise ur Blue Cards
twitchquotes:ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ สแดษชsแด แดส BLUE CARDS ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ