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July 2017
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would you mind answering my question? Who the fuck asked?

twitchquotes: PLEBS Have you for one second indulged yourself, your mind, your brain to think that the shit you just spew could be taken as an advice/ backseat/ tip which is ON ALL CAPS in the title telling you against it. Now when youโ€™ve contemplated well on this thought, would you mind answering my question? Who the fuck asked? PogO
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May 2021

I once had sleep paralysis

twitchquotes: i once had sleep paralysis and i imagined Kripparian slowly slithering up to me and i felt the brush of his wirey beard press against my chest and his boulder-like face was a miillimeter away from mine and he whispered "..He had the perfect cerds" then drained all my RNG power right out of my chest. I cried for days.
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December 2014
Kripp

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney

Its the final hand of the Mortdog High Stakes Poker Tourney. Kiyoon can be heard screaming "its a third??โ€ after losing the last hand. Only Raydiz and K3soju are left. Mort deals their cards. Soju smirks and says โ€œalright, betโ€. Ray, feeling confident, slides all his chips into the middle of the table โ€œfuck it, weโ€™re all in this roundโ€. Soju confidently throws down his cards โ€œ3 aces, KEWKโ€. Ray laughs and reveals his winning hand โ€œI have a straight flush, diamond 1 to diamond 5โ€
July 2022

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You are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza

twitchquotes: "Kripp my son," say the Papparin, "you are such a large pepperoni, why aren't you a pizza." But the Kripp don't respond. He elopes to Greece and runs his hand through his unshaven face scruff and say "Well met!" to the twisted Succubus. Alone in his heart, Papparin commits sudoku at a Starbucks in San Bernardino with Al Pacino, no cappucino.
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April 2014
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I actually like fan service

What can I say? Iโ€™m a straight guy. Yeah I care about plot and writing and development and all that jazz but I would be lying through my teeth if i said a little fanservice bothered me because it honestly doesnโ€™t. Now this doesnโ€™t mean iโ€™m some freak hentai addict or a weirdo that gets off from cartoons but yeah those girls do be looking good and a little tits or ass angle is kinda nice to see sometimes. Itโ€™s not like iโ€™m actively looking for it but i donโ€™t drop an anime because of it. Even in a super serious anime like Code Geass the fan service would honestly make me laugh bc of how unnecessary it is but it didnโ€™t bother me and i liked the angles. Am i the unpopular opinion here bc i see a lot of people complaining about fanservice but itโ€™s in almost every anime
August 2021

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