[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

twitchquotes: Did πŸ‘ You πŸ‘ˆ Know? πŸ’­ 98% of πŸ’¦ memes 🐸 aren't 🚫 even πŸŒƒ remotely funny, πŸ˜„ but πŸ‘ rather πŸ‘‰ an πŸ‘Ή indication of πŸ’¦ the πŸ‘ low πŸ“‰ intelligence, absence of πŸ’¦ empathy, and πŸ‘ devolution of πŸ’¦ modern πŸ–₯ man. πŸ‘¨
twitch chat
July 2017
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You kids call that a copypasta?

twitchquotes: You kids call that a copypasta? What do you whippersnappers even know about shitposting? You just go to that Twitch Quotes website and copy any kind of crap that is posted there every minute. Well let me tell you: back in my day, we used to craft our own copypasta by hand, full of love and care, using only the freshest memes from Kripp's stream, then shared it with everyone. We didn't simply copy any crap that appeared on our screens. And don't even think of copying this you lazy millenials.
twitch chat
October 2018
Kripp

πŸ‘»BOO! Srry did I scare you?

twitchquotes: πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»BOO! Srry did I scare you???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it's October πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ‘½πŸ˜ˆπŸŒ‘ you know what that means 😏😏 SLUT-O-WEEN πŸ‘― send this to 10 of your 10 sluttiest ghost bitches 😝😝 if you get 5 back you're a slutty witch but if you get 10 ur the spookiest bitch on the blockπŸŽƒπŸ‘―πŸ”₯πŸ’€πŸ‘»
twitch chat
September 2017

Emoji Pasta

"Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!"

twitchquotes: "Only 200 Gems, are you kidding me?!" screams Kripp at the struggling mobile game dev who's game he is being sponsored to play. "How am I supposed to hit rank 1 without a massive head-start over everyone else!? I have to be able to brag to my chat about being #1 in every game I play!" The developer, scared, gives in to his demands. Business as usual for the Kripp.
twitch chat
November 2018
Kripp

sellout

Unimpressed Squidward

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August 2021

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

twitchquotes: VapeNation NATURAL FLAVOURS VapeNation DANKEST MEMES VapeNation YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VapeNation VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN VapeNation
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

VapeNation

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