[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

twitchquotes: Did 馃憦 You 馃憟 Know? 馃挱 98% of 馃挦 memes 馃惛 aren't 馃毇 even 馃寖 remotely funny, 馃槃 but 馃崙 rather 馃憠 an 馃懝 indication of 馃挦 the 馃憦 low 馃搲 intelligence, absence of 馃挦 empathy, and 馃憦 devolution of 馃挦 modern 馃枼 man. 馃懆
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July 2017
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Henry Dongerman and his pet donger Mr Mittens

twitchquotes: Hey my name is Henry Dongerman I lost my pet donger. Here's a picture of him [釙權技嗪堎勍溹簣嗉结晽] if you can help find him I would be eternally grateful he means the world to me. Mr. Mittens is his name if it helps share this around and pray to lord donger to help find him. His favorite song is 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 HARDER BETTER FASTER DONGER 釙權技嗪堎勦簣嗉结晽 so try playing that he may come
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July 2014
Kripp

MagicAmy used VANISH

twitchquotes: MagicAmy PREP'd the scam, CONCEALED his identity, BETRAYED Reynad, SPRINTED with the money and used VANISH.
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February 2015
Reynad

Don't pretend to be entitled to financial compensation...

Don't馃憦 pretend馃憦 to 馃憦be 馃憦entitled馃憦 to馃憦 financial馃憦 compensation馃憦 if 馃憦you 馃憦or馃憦 a馃憦 loved 馃憦one 馃憦hasn't馃憦 even 馃憦been 馃憦diagnosed馃憦 with 馃憦mesothelioma
February 2020

The Bola

twitchquotes: QT this is your Dr. It seems your subs have all gotten not only "The Bola" but also type 2 diabetes. I believe it is the combination of missed arrows and you to wanting become a pizza. Stop before you also get The Bola.
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October 2014
imaqtpie

League of Legends

Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer

twitchquotes: Who the hell do you think you kids are? Kripp is a professional children's card game streamer and mobile games salesman, and you think you can just come in his chat and criticize him and his plays like you know something he doesn't? Get real. Maybe if you ate your veggies like my boy Kripp, you'd have the brainpower to make crazy split-second analytical decisions that can beat the other kids on the playground. Show some fucking respect
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April 2018
Kripp

Hearthstone

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