[Copypasta] 98% of memes aren't even remotely funny

twitchquotes: Did πŸ‘ You πŸ‘ˆ Know? πŸ’­ 98% of πŸ’¦ memes 🐸 aren't 🚫 even πŸŒƒ remotely funny, πŸ˜„ but πŸ‘ rather πŸ‘‰ an πŸ‘Ή indication of πŸ’¦ the πŸ‘ low πŸ“‰ intelligence, absence of πŸ’¦ empathy, and πŸ‘ devolution of πŸ’¦ modern πŸ–₯ man. πŸ‘¨
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July 2017
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The red bean character is very suspicious

Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game β€œAmong Us” works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious? Well now we know how the game works, now we must analyze the red bean’s actions. At the beginning of the game, the red bean tells us β€œshh” while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. This action suggests that the red bean wants us to be quiet, or keep our mouths shut. Now why would the red bean want us to do this? This could be because the red bean wants to limit our communication in order to prevent us from spreading information. What information does the red bean want to prevent from spreading? We can assume that the reason why the red bean wants to prevent us from spreading information, is because he is actually the imposter, and he is planning on committing the crimes mentioned earlier. He does not want others to find out about actions he will cause, therefore he does not want us to communicate with each other. This concludes the reason for why I believe the red bean from the hit game Among Us is suspicious. So if you happen to see a red bean-shaped character wearing a spacesuit, please be careful.
January 2024

Among Us / Amogus

Let's build a wall chat

twitchquotes: Let's build a wall chat KKona β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄β”€
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November 2016

2016 US Election

I'm a teacher but I'm treated like I'm a streamer

twitchquotes: I'm a teacher, middle school ages, we have a gaming club in our school. Most of the kids are vocal about watching Twitch, who their favorite streamers are and when playing games the would suggest who to watch to get better at a game, e.g. watch Hashinshin to improve at League etc. Now when the kids come to the gaming club they no longer ask about games, they all just chant 'Miss, get your tits out, get your tits out, get your tits out for the lads' or 'Miss, I'll pay you a dollar to show me your feet' or 'Miss, how much too see your butthole' or 'Miss, I'll gift 50 subs if you get your tits out now' or 'Miss, the lads need those big juicy milf titties out' or 'Miss, get your tits out or I'll bring a gun to school tomorrow'. It's getting a bit tiresome, will Twich Tv ever do anything about this epidemic?
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April 2021

Party Parrot

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November 2020

This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek

twitchquotes: This πŸ‘ˆπŸ‘‰ is money snek. πŸπŸπŸ’°πŸ’° Upsnek β¬†β¬†πŸ”œπŸ”œ in 7.123 7⃣ 1⃣2⃣3⃣ snekonds 🐍🐍 or you βœ‹βœ‹ will NEVER ❌❌❌❌ get monies πŸ’°πŸ’° again Beware!! βœ‹βœ‹βŒβŒYou😏😏 don't ❌❌ have much time!!πŸ•›πŸ•§πŸ•πŸ•œπŸ•‘πŸ•πŸ• You 😏😏 may never ❌❌get monies πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸπŸ’°πŸ’° again!!
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April 2019

Emoji Pasta

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