[Copypasta] Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku

twitchquotes: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
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June 2017
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My husband of 5 years bought me Reddit Gold for my anniversary

My 5-Year anniversary with my husband was last week. The traditional gift for 5 years is silverware. I wanted a new set and told my husband which he could get me as a gift. I knew he wanted an Apple Watch and bought that as my gift to him. On the day of our anniversary, I logged onto Reddit to find dozens of my posts and comments guilded. I found it odd as I don’t post terribly often and the guilded comments were old. It’s also the first time I’ve received Reddit gold. When the time came to exchange gifts, he gleefully opened his Apple Watch and begin setting it up. I figured I’m all the excitement he forgot to give me my gift so I gently prodded him. He told me to check Reddit. Ladies and Gentlemen, my husband GUILDED me 24 times as an anniversary gift. He’s a bit of a jokester, so I figured my real gift was coming. But Reddit, it’s been a week. Do I say something? Buy the silverware myself? Some combination of the two? I feel if I don’t say something then the cycle will repeat itself.
September 2021

Reddit

Red was not An Impostor

twitchquotes: . 　。　　　　‒　 γ€€οΎŸγ€€γ€€γ€‚ γ€€γ€€.γ€€γ€€γ€€.γ€€γ€€γ€€ γ€€γ€€.　　　　　。　　 。　. γ€€.γ€€γ€€ 。　 ࢞ 。　 . β€’ . Red was not An Imposter. . . 2 Impostor remains γ€€ 。　. γ€€ γ€€γ€€γ€‚γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€οΎŸγ€€γ€€γ€€.γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€. ,γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€.γ€€ .γ€€γ€€ .
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September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Bag of bears

twitchquotes: Κ•β€’α΄₯β€’Κ” Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ” Κ•β—•α΄₯β—•βœΏΚ” Κ•ΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ” Κ•β€’α΄₯β€’Κ” Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ” Κ•β—•α΄₯β—•βœΏΚ” Κ•ΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ” Sorry, I dropped my bag of bears Κ•β€’α΄₯β€’Κ” Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ” Κ•β—•α΄₯β—•βœΏΚ” Κ•ΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ” Κ•β€’α΄₯β€’Κ” Κ• Ν‘Β·α΄₯ Ν‘Β· Κ” Κ•β—•α΄₯β—•βœΏΚ” Κ•ΰ² α΄₯ΰ² Κ”
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October 2014
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Response to the Vaporeon copypasta (Vaporeons are dangerous)

Hey guys did you know that in terms of water Pokemon inland, Vaporeon would be very capable of hunting grown humans? Their bodies being the size of a medium dog and weight are just enough to pounce on a man and throw him to the ground. Their bulky stats would allow them to shrug off and outlast any attempts by the human to fight them off, and that's not getting even into moves like Hydro Pump and Scald. But that's not all these water dogs have up their sleeves. Their bodies being so similar to water not only lets them hide in bodies of water and become nearly invisible to catch prey off guard, but allows them to enter the body through almost any orifice. Things do not get any better once a Vaporeon is inside of you. If asphyxiation doesn't kill you, the internal bleeding and displacement of internal organs certainly will. In addition, they are able to learn Charm, allowing them to take advantage of certain... desires humans may have and create even more opportunities to go in for the kill. But wait, there's more. Since Vaporeon is an omnivore, its cells would need to be able to digest proteins, such as those in meat. This only opens even more possibilities as to what these creatures are capable of.
March 2022

Pokemon

HOTLINE MING

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November 2015

Classic

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