[Copypasta] Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku

twitchquotes: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
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June 2017
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Hey, Kripp! What's up man?

twitchquotes: Hey, kripp! What's up, man? It's Mike from Woman History class last semester. I didn't know you were some kind of internet superstar hahahaha. Hit me up, man. Btw, did you ever hook up with Leifman? She was a big girl hahah. You are such a dog. It's so cool to see you again. You have my numbah. Just hit me up, man.
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December 2014
Kripp

Classic

BionicBunion

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–„ โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–‘โ–“ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€
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November 2014
patashu

Frog of Ice

twitchquotes: ๏ผก๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ™๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ผฐ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ‰๏ฝƒ๏ฝ…๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ผŽ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝˆ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŽ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผด๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ผ‡๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ…๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝƒ๏ฝ‹ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ—๏ฝŒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„๏ฝ‡๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ“๏ผŽ
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April 2015
SingSing

Patrick Star

โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–’โ–’โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–’โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆ โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€ โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
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July 2015

SLEEP TEST

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