[Copypasta] Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. It’s not a story the f2p btw would tell you. It’s a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to Un’Goro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn… It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful… the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.

twitch chat

April 2017

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Hearthstone

My name is Yoshikage Kira

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

September 2019

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

HITLER

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November 2014

Losing to NA in viewership

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan

Losing to NA in viewership FeelsBadMan

Losing to NA in content creation FeelsBadMan

Losing to NA in personality FeelsBadMan

NA lul i guess....

twitch chat

August 2018

EU vs NA

Copy whatever that brain dead moron types

twitchquotes: I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types.

twitch chat

November 2017

[Copypasta] Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Hearthstone

My name is Yoshikage Kira

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

HITLER

Losing to NA in viewership

EU vs NA

Copy whatever that brain dead moron types

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

[Copypasta] Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

Hearthstone

My name is Yoshikage Kira

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

HITLER

Losing to NA in viewership

EU vs NA

Copy whatever that brain dead moron types

Classic

I hate Twitch Chat

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