[Copypasta] Think again next time you call our chatroom yours

twitchquotes: You banned someone for posting something in "your chatroom"? I'll have you know that we, CHAT, rule this chatroom. We MAKE you, we OWN you, we pay your bills, we pay for your food, we pay for the small trojan box of condoms you bought last night, this isn't your chatroom bud. This is our chatroom . Think again next time you call our chatroom yours, it's ours.
twitch chat
June 2017
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SCP Jerma

Item #: SCP-985-J Object Class: Euclid Special Contain Procedures: SCP-985-J must be kept in a standard humanoid containment cell decorated to look like an average American household with a live video feed. SCP-985-J must be fed BrainFluud once every 6 hours for sustenance. Personnel assigned to SCP-985-J must refrain from using the words "Short Streamer" "Late" "Loud Pee" and "Bald" as this can agitate SCP-985-J, causing it to enter an enraged state. SCP-985-J is allowed access to one (1) Garfield comic strip per day for entertainment. Description: SCP-985-J is a 32 year old Caucasian male from Boston, MA. SCP-985-J refers to itself as "Jeremy Elbertson" and believes itself to be much taller than it appears to others, referring to itself as being "not tiny" and "compact". SCP-985-J was discovered by the Foundation on ██/██/201█ when footage emerged of it attacking and killing [DATA EXPUNGED]. MTF Gamma-43 ("Anti-Jerms") was dispatched to secure the anomaly and all civilians who had viewed the footage were amnesticized.
January 2022
Jerma985

PADORUPADORU

twitchquotes: PADORUPADORU Hashire sori yo PADORUPADORU Kaze no you nii PADORUPADORU Tsukimihara wo PADORUPADORU Padoru padoruuu! PADORUPADORU
twitch chat
December 2018

Disappointed that Reynad doesn't live in the Dead Sea

twitchquotes: I was disappointed to find that when i flew to the Dead Sea to realize that Reynad doesn't live there, considering it's the saltiest sea in the world.
twitch chat
October 2014
Reynad

Professor Utonium

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September 2021

Hey Doublelift, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco

twitchquotes: īŧ¨īŧĨīŧš īŧ¤īŧ¯īŧĩīŧĸīŧŦīŧĨīŧŦīŧŠīŧĻīŧ´īŧŒ īŧŠâ€™īŧ­ īŧ´īŧ˛īŧšīŧŠīŧŽīŧ§ īŧ´īŧ¯ īŧŦīŧĨīŧĄīŧ˛īŧŽ īŧ´īŧ¯ īŧ°īŧŦīŧĄīŧš īŧŗīŧ¨īŧĄīŧŖīŧ¯īŧŽ īŧŠ īŧĒīŧĩīŧŗīŧ´ īŧ¨īŧĄīŧļīŧĨ īŧĄ īŧąīŧĩīŧĨīŧŗīŧ´īŧŠīŧ¯īŧŽ īŧĄīŧĸīŧ¯īŧĩīŧ´ īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨ īŧŗīŧĢīŧŠīŧŦīŧŦ īŧĸīŧĩīŧŠīŧŦīŧ¤īŧš īŧŗīŧ¨īŧ¯īŧĩīŧŦīŧ¤ īŧŠ īŧ­īŧĄīŧ¸ īŧĸīŧĄīŧŖīŧĢīŧŗīŧ´īŧĄīŧĸ īŧŦīŧŠīŧĢīŧĨ īŧšīŧ¯īŧĩ īŧĸīŧĄīŧŖīŧĢīŧŗīŧ´īŧĄīŧĸīŧĸīŧĨīŧ¤ īŧŖīŧŦīŧ§īŧŒ īŧ¤īŧĨīŧŖīŧĨīŧŠīŧļīŧĨ īŧŦīŧŠīŧĢīŧĨ īŧšīŧ¯īŧĩ īŧ¤īŧĨīŧŖīŧĨīŧŠīŧļīŧĨīŧ¤ īŧŖīŧŦīŧ§īŧŒ īŧ¯īŧ˛ īŧ¨īŧĄīŧŦīŧŦīŧĩīŧŖīŧŠīŧŽīŧĄīŧ´īŧĨ īŧŦīŧŠīŧĢīŧĨ īŧšīŧ¯īŧĩ īŧ­īŧĄīŧ¤īŧĨ īŧŖīŧŦīŧ§ īŧ¨īŧĄīŧŦīŧŦīŧĩīŧŖīŧŠīŧŽīŧĄīŧ´īŧĨ īŧĄīŧĸīŧ¯īŧĩīŧ´ īŧ¨īŧĄīŧļīŧŠīŧŽīŧ§ īŧĄ īŧŖīŧ¨īŧĄīŧŽīŧŖīŧĨ īŧĄīŧ´ īŧˇīŧŠīŧŽīŧŽīŧŠīŧŽīŧ§ īŧĄīŧŽīŧ¯īŧ´īŧ¨īŧĨīŧ˛ īŧ´īŧ¯īŧĩīŧ˛īŧŽīŧĄīŧ­īŧĨīŧŽīŧ´
twitch chat
November 2015
Doublelift

Classic

League of Legends

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