[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ก How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account ๐Ÿ˜ก
twitch chat
June 2017
I used to be a real ad
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NORMIES OUT

twitchquotes: PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko ๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐Ÿšช NORMIES OUT PunOko
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April 2017

Weebs

You fool. The statement "It's opposite day" is paradoxical by nature.

You fool. You imbecile. You absolute buffoon. You cannot simply say "I'm gay! It's Opposite Day btw". The statement "It's Opposite Day" is paradoxical by nature. With the logic that everything said during Opposite Day is untrue, saying "It's Opposite Day" on Opposite Day negates that statement. Because the statement "It's Opposite Day" is now untrue, it is no longer Opposite Day and therefore your original remark is now correct. That means it IS opposite day, and a neverending cycle that is known as The Liar's Paradox is created. You were a complete idiot not to invoke the conditional clause. For example, if you were to say, "If it were opposite day, I'd be gay!" your statement would not be holed. You have been snared within a web of your own making. Listen to the sky crack and fall. The universe will implode on itself and it's your own fault.
September 2021

Chat tries to convince Kripp to play Weasel Tunneler

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฟ Every minute, a poor weasel dies from starvation due to unemployment. You, yes, YOU nl_Kripp, can make a difference. By playing at least one weasel in every deck, you ensure a living wage for weasels worldwide. Then again, you could just let them starve, the choice is yours ๐Ÿฟ
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December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast

twitchquotes: Reynad was getting ready for his first HTC cast. His palms were sweaty. Frodan sits next to him, "are you nervous Andrey?" Reynad wipes away his tears and says, "not anymore". They both smile and place their hands on each other's crotch under the desk. Reynad closes his eyes. KappaPride
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March 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

KappaPride

Just give me one more NAIR

twitchquotes: BabyRage BabyRage I've come to declare BabyRage BabyRage Every night I give prayer BabyRage BabyRage Please lord if you care BabyRage BabyRage Just give me one more NAIR BabyRage BabyRage
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February 2019
VGBootCamp

Super Smash Bros

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