[Copypasta] How can this guy call himself a professional streamer

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ˜ก How can this guy call himself a professional streamer when he CLEARLY has no clue about what he's doing. You're supposed to kill the application process tree not alt+f4 like a fucking monkey FailFish Seriously I'm done watching this guy and if I see any one of your fuckers copypaste this I'll delete my account ๐Ÿ˜ก
twitch chat
June 2017
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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japan is best country in the world!

grrrr jappan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก!!!๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโ›ฉ๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽ better than amrican๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐Ÿ—ผand sakura trees are so ๐ŸŒธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ŸŒธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ“!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐Ÿฎ
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Weebs

Kripp sends Hafu a romantic letter

twitchquotes: Kripp, this is Hafu... Remember when i asked you to unleash your hounds on my freezing trap but instead you gave me an explosive shot to the face with your acidic swamp ooze? While i always love a good multishot to the face... you finished so quickly it fealt like i was having sex with Nozdormu or something... i mean, i am not just some succubus for you to shiv any time you please..
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November 2014
Kripp

SPAM THIS ANT

twitchquotes: SPAM ๐Ÿœ THIS ๐Ÿœ ANT ๐Ÿœ TO ๐Ÿœ SPAM ๐Ÿœ AN ๐Ÿœ ANT
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Rhyme Chant

Sneaky play more aggressive

twitchquotes: Im fUcKiNg tIrEd oF SnEaKy nOt pLaYiNg mOrE AgGrEsSiVe aNd tRy tO CaRrY GaMeS, hE SuPpOsEd tO StEp tHe fUcK Up, He iS AdC AnD BeEn pLaYiNg gAmE OvEr 7 yEaRs, LeT'S FuCkInG Go, AtLeAsT TrY To cArRy aNd mAkE PlAyS LiKe dOuBlElIfT AnD WiLdTuRtLe, If yOu fUcK Up tHeN U FuCk uP, bUt dOnT PlAy tHeSe sHiT AdC'S AnD ShIt pOsItIoNiNg iN FiGhTs aNd jUsT LeT ThE GaMe cOmE To yOu, TaKe fUcKiNg oVeR AnD OwN YoUr rOlE AnD CuRrEnT GaMe, He's tUrNiNg iNtO JuSt aNoThEr aVeRaGe aDc aGaIn. My rAnT Is oVeR
twitch chat
June 2017
Sneaky

League of Legends

Kid you wanna see an awesome deck?

twitchquotes: Yesterday after he went offline, i was walking down Greece.. and i saw lurky shadowy person behind a wall.. i recognized him as Octavian (Kripp) after spectating him for 25mins.. he was trying to lure kids in.."(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst.. kid you wanna see an awesome deck?"?
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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