[Copypasta] I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face

twitchquotes: I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself
twitch chat
June 2017

Overwatch

(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
More Overwatch Copypastas

"Your roadhog is insane." Seagull said

twitchquotes: "Your roadhog is insane." Seagull said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Moon's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to insert your payload?" protests Moon, as Seagull blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Moon. "Weak tank play, Moon." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Seagull charges like Reinhardt through Moonโ€™s symmetra portal.
twitch chat
August 2017
MOONMOON

Overwatch

If SINATRAA and my girl both drowning

twitchquotes: if SINATRAA๐Ÿ‘ฝand my girl๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜ both drowning ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ‘‹ and I can only save one๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ฌCatch me at the enemy spawn door๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ด with my boy on tracer ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ•ฐ
twitch chat
March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

My favorite character is the reaper guy

twitchquotes: My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.
twitch chat
November 2018

Overwatch

๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž HELLO SINATRAA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž HELLO SINATRAA ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž PLANET A92-E HERE ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž PLEASE RETURN TO US ๐Ÿ‘ฝ ๐Ÿ“ž
twitch chat
March 2018
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Text-to-Speech Playing