[Copypasta] I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face

twitchquotes: I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself
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June 2017

Overwatch

(ā–€ĢæĹĢÆā”œā”¬ā”“ā”¬ā”“ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Please give me an All-Access Pass

twitchquotes: Iā€™m a gamer school girl, so, i need money for my college, which is why i canā€™t by this All-Access Pass. But i hope someone can give me one of them. It means so much for me
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February 2019
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

I donā€™t know what Overwatch is

twitchquotes: I donā€™t know what Overwatch is. Thereā€™s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I donā€™t know. And then sometimes if that wasnā€™t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when Iā€™m getting a handle on what ā€œJunkrat kin discourseā€ is yall show up with ā€œThis is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniperā€ and then SHEā€™S part of the Overwatchers. ā€œThis is Swedish Beefcakeā€ could yall? not?? I still donā€™t know what a Hanzo is.
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April 2021

Overwatch

Teaching him how to throw so well

twitchquotes: Hey xQc my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
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October 2018
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God I wish Winston was real

twitchquotes: God I wish Winston was real. I want him to sit on my face with his furry ass. I want him to yell "THE POWER OF SCIENCE" as he thrusts into me. I want him to spam "OH YEAH" when we're finished. God if Blizzard made life-sized cutouts of Winston I would buy them all for myself and keep them in my basement for my pleasure. God I wish Winston was real.
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March 2018

Overwatch

Winston is basically an Anime character

twitchquotes: If you think about it, Winston is basically an Anime character. He has that epic anime leap, and that cliche genius anime glasses. I bet he gets all the ladies with his wit and charismatic humor. I wish I could be Winston, but I'm already winston :(
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January 2019

Overwatch

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