[Copypasta] Don't post another copypasta

twitchquotes: Hey๐Ÿ˜ stop๐Ÿšจright there โœ‹ this is the police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ if you post another ๐Ÿ“– copy๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  I'm gonna have to ๐Ÿ”’arrest you๐Ÿ”’ no ticket today ๐Ÿ‘ฆ kiddo ๐Ÿ“Ÿthis is just a warning โš  be careful next time๐Ÿšง
twitch chat
June 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Elder Scrolls developer messages Kripp

twitchquotes: (The Elder Scrolls: Legendsโ„ข Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to wear your TES:L shirt and don't forget our little 'arrangement' later tonight at the motel. ;)
twitch chat
March 2017
Kripp

sellout

Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?

twitchquotes: ๐”ป๐•  ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•Ÿ๐• ๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•”๐•™๐•’๐•ฅ ๐•ค๐•  ๐•ž๐•ฆ๐•”๐•™? ๐•€'๐•ž ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ก๐•’๐•ช ๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฅ๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐••๐•š๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•’๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ž๐•–. ๐•€๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•๐•๐•ช ๐•”๐•’๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•’๐•“๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ข๐•ฆ๐•’๐•๐•š๐•ฅ๐•ช ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•–๐•’๐•ž ๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•„๐• ๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•™๐•š๐•ž๐•ค๐•–๐•๐•— ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐•• ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐• ๐•ก ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ค๐•ก๐•’๐•ž๐•ž๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•”๐• ๐•ก๐•ช๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•• ๐•ก๐•’๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜. ๐”พ๐• ๐••, ๐•€ ๐•ค๐•จ๐•–๐•’๐•ฃ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•˜๐•ฆ๐•ช๐•ค ๐•’๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ก๐•’๐•ฃ๐•ฅ ๐• ๐•— ๐•ฅ๐•จ๐•š๐•ฅ๐•”๐•™. โ„‚๐• ๐•ฆ๐•๐••๐•Ÿ'๐•ฅ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ค๐•ฅ ๐•ฅ๐•ฃ๐•ช ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•“๐•– ๐•ž๐•’๐•ฅ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ๐•– ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•”๐•– ๐•š๐•Ÿ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ๐•ฃ ๐•๐•š๐•—๐•–?
twitch chat
February 2018
MOONMOON

why would you NOT immediately tell everyone who killed you?

twitchquotes: So uh. If you're playing Among Us. On a voice call. And you're killed... why would you NOT immediately tell everyone who killed you? Isn't the goal to win if you're crew? Like if you're not gonna tell people on the voice call, why keep doing tasks? What's the point of using the voice comms at all? You're still in it when "dead". To me if a fucking person doesn't use it when they're dead they're throwing. I'd 100% tell my team who killed me if I was killed. The point is for the crew to find out who the impostor is. If you're part of the crew, you should be telling them if you know. If you're not going to do that, you're literally int'ing and throwing. So then why bother doing tasks if you don't want to win? End discussion.
twitch chat
September 2020

Among Us / Amogus

Among Us Reds

twitchquotes: It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.
twitch chat
October 2020

Among Us / Amogus

You just entered a world of hurt

twitchquotes: Hey you mothef**ker. You just entered a world of hurt. I just found my wifes texts to 'The Kripp', talking about dongers, topdicks, and salt. I don't know what kind of fetish *** you're into but you better find it somewhere else. I'm coming for you. If any of you retards copy paste this I'll get you too.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
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