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Where me your CTRL+V

twitchquotes: whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo

whisper me your CTRL+V no cheating VoHiYo

twitch chat

February 2016

strifecro

Kripp's warmup show

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, thanks for being Kripp's warmup show. Here's a donger bill [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] to go buy your whole family roofs

twitch chat

April 2015

Reynad

ResidentSleeper pyramid

twitchquotes: only real ResidentSleeper

er can build this perfect pyramid ResidentSleeper

. Try like me !Try like me ! Try like me !! ResidentSleeper

And my pyramid still higher!!!!!! ResidentSleeper

twitch chat

March 2019

Am I The Asshole for not being able to trade options for my dad? I’m 6.

This started about 4 years ago when I was 2 years old. My dad started to supplement me picture books and cartoons with beginner options books and Martin Shkerli's live videos on how to pick pharmaceutical stocks. Over the course of these years I have retained absolutely nothing even though my dad has spent every waking minute trying to make me understand. He has done almost everything including having Jerome Powell's speeches play while I am sleeping and only having Warren Buffet on the TV to try and make me understand the market. Yesterday, he got to a breaking point when I couldn't differentiate between a straddle and a strangle even though we went through different strategies for almost a month straight. My dad finally convinced my mom that they were doing the right thing when he said that I will soon be a Wendy's worker begging my wife's husband for a weekly allowance because I will never amount to be anything. He couldn't fathom raising a kid who was not able to able to make a profit from trading options by the time he was 10. With all that said, if anyone wants a 6 year old child who is shitty at market strategy, plz adopt me from Eternal Sunny Orphanage in Omaha, Nebraska.

September 2021

WallStreetBets

Am I The Asshole?

The tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked

twitchquotes: Did you ever hear the tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked? I thought not. It’s not a story the CEO would tell you. It’s a sky legend. United Airlines was an Airline of the sky, so powerful and so overbooked he could use Force to influence the passengers to give up their seats… He had such a knowledge of the police that he could even keep the employees he cared about from not having a seat. The police's use of Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his seat, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice KO'd him and took his seat. Ironic. He could save others from losing their seats, but not himself.

twitch chat

April 2017

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Where me your CTRL+V

Kripp's warmup show

ResidentSleeper pyramid

Am I The Asshole for not being able to trade options for my dad? I’m 6.

WallStreetBets

Am I The Asshole?

The tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked

Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise

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