[Copypasta] Don't post another copypasta

twitchquotes: Hey๐Ÿ˜ stop๐Ÿšจright there โœ‹ this is the police ๐Ÿ‘ฎ if you post another ๐Ÿ“– copy๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿ pasta again in this neighborhood ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ  I'm gonna have to ๐Ÿ”’arrest you๐Ÿ”’ no ticket today ๐Ÿ‘ฆ kiddo ๐Ÿ“Ÿthis is just a warning โš  be careful next time๐Ÿšง
twitch chat
June 2017
What happened to this ad? :(
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Please mod me I'm your mother

twitchquotes: Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.
twitch chat
March 2020

Mesothelioma ad script

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March 2021

BibleThump

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
November 2014

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

twitchquotes: เผผ ยบู„อœยบเผผ ยบู„อœยบเผผ ยบู„อœยบ เผฝยบู„อœยบ เผฝยบู„อœยบ เผฝ ๏ผฅ๏ผถ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผน๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผฅ๏ผŒ๏ผง๏ผฅ๏ผด ๏ผฉ๏ผฎ ๏ผจ๏ผฅ๏ผฒ๏ผฅ เผผ ยบู„อœยบเผผ ยบู„อœยบเผผ ยบู„อœยบ เผฝยบู„อœยบ เผฝยบู„อœยบ เผฝ
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April 2015
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This guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ โ€œThis guy's appendicitis is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy appendix can't win against an appendicitis like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely that appendicitis to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe topdecked the only appendicitis that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect infection" โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could doโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI played that perfectly"
twitch chat
October 2017
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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