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what if we all spam the same thing?
what if we all spam the same thing?
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Anything to get inside Kripp
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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Kripp. That perfect, scrawny body. That shining forehead. The receding hairline of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that Iβll never mate with him, pass my genes through him, and have nothing happen because he's a man. Iβd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get inside Kripp. A N Y T H I N G.
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Based
"Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?
Moments later the mine explodes
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would you mind answering my question? Who the fuck asked?
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PLEBS Have you for one second indulged yourself, your mind, your brain to think that the shit you just spew could be taken as an advice/ backseat/ tip which is ON ALL CAPS in the title telling you against it. Now when youβve contemplated well on this thought, would you mind answering my question? Who the fuck asked? PogO
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Iβm a zoomer! Not a shady millenial or a boomer
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Iβm a zoomer! Not a shady millenial or a boomer. Iβm a zoomer, not a Gen Xβr. Born in the 21th century. Iβm a zoomer, iβm yeething and sheeting and peeting and reating. Iβm a zoomer, we use internet since we were born. Dancing like fortnight! Iβm a zoomer, we donβt know 9/11. Iβm a zoomer, we are the 9 year olds. Iβm a zoomer!
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