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Hi PL this is a story that I've been dying to tell you
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The tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of United Airlines the Overbooked? I thought not. Itβs not a story the CEO would tell you. Itβs a sky legend. United Airlines was an Airline of the sky, so powerful and so overbooked he could use Force to influence the passengers to give up their seatsβ¦ He had such a knowledge of the police that he could even keep the employees he cared about from not having a seat. The police's use of Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerfulβ¦ the only thing he was afraid of was losing his seat, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice KO'd him and took his seat. Ironic. He could save others from losing their seats, but not himself.
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Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise
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In japan we don't say 'I love Star Wars' we say δΉδΉγε°Ίε δΈε±±ε£δΉε£ which doesn't mean anything it just spells out 'I wanna fuck Ben Swolo' in japanese symbols.
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You have been gifted a waifu
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to activateββββββββββββββββββββββββWe require you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp
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Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life IncorporatedΒ©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.
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