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I sexually Identify as a Bastion

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. I’m having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
twitch chat
March 2017

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Yamas! This is Mr OpieOP's Greek Restaurant

twitchquotes: Yᴀᴍᴀs! α΄›ΚœΙͺs Ιͺs ᴍʀ. OpieOP 's ɒʀᴇᴇᴋ ʀᴇsα΄›α΄€α΄œΚ€α΄€Ι΄α΄›. Fᴏʀ α΄€ ʟΙͺᴍΙͺᴛᴇᴅ α΄›Ιͺᴍᴇ ᴏɴʟy, yᴏᴜ α΄„α΄€Ι΄ ɒᴇᴛ α΄€ ΚŸα΄€Κ€Ι’α΄‡ α΄›α΄’α΄€α΄›α΄’Ιͺα΄‹Ιͺ α΄©Ιͺα΄’α΄’α΄€ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ ᴍᴇᴅΙͺᴜᴍ sᴇʀᴠΙͺΙ΄Ι’ ᴏF ᴏᴜᴒᴏ Fᴏʀ ᴏɴʟy 4.20 $! ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ α΄‡ΚŸΙͺΙ’ΙͺΚ™ΚŸα΄‡ ᴛᴏ α΄›ΚœΙͺs ᴏFFᴇʀ, α΄›yᴩᴇ α΄›Κœα΄‡ ᴄᴏᴅᴇ "Opie OP" (ɴᴏ sᴩᴀᴄᴇ) Ιͺɴᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ α΄„Κœα΄€α΄›. sᴇᴇ yᴏᴜ α΄€α΄› ᴍy ʀᴇsα΄›α΄€α΄œΚ€α΄€Ι΄α΄›!
twitch chat
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Mary Wanna

twitchquotes: hello cute pie, my name is macaroni struthers and i am here to enlighten you about the dangers of a drug called "mary wanna." it is a very dangerous drug that can kill your life! so be careful please and do not consume it :)
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imaqtpie

Dex sits in a huge doghouse

twitchquotes: A few feet offscreen, Dex sits in a huge doghouse. Full and content because of his "kibbles and bits" diet, he's too happy to move. He's so happy, and enjoys life. He knows his owner has hope of a 12 win run. He knows he could draw attention to himself, since he's the king of his house. In a single act of pride, Dex barks to give Kripp his praise. "Good boy Dex" is his response.
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Nazi doge

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