[Copypasta] Your only friend is Twitch Chat

twitchquotes: FeelsBadMan THAT MOMENT FeelsBadMan WHEN YOU REALIZE FeelsBadMan THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND FeelsBadMan IS TWITCH CHAT FeelsBadMan
twitch chat
March 2017
I used to be a real ad
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Twitch is ruining my life!

PLEASE HELP!!! Recently my wife has introduced me to a streaming platform known as twitch. I got so into it I spent a full week only watching my favorite twitch streamers like pokimane and sukkuno. All was well until February 15th where I was having a very important presentation at my job. All eyes were on me when I instinctively said KEKW with a straight face and veins bulging through my neck; I burst out of the workplace so fast my shoes fell off and I slammed into my car so hard I created a sonic boost in the wind and cried to myself saying sadCHAMP. Last Saturday was my grandmas funeral and guess WHAT? I SAID F IN THE CHAT GIVING MY MEMORIAL SPEECH. ARRRGGHHHH I HATE TWITCHC ITS RUINING MY LIFE!!!!1!!1!
March 2022

I am a sub with cash

twitchquotes: Hey you poor, underage trash. πŸ—‘οΈ You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am a sub. Means I am a VIP. Means I got cash. πŸ’΅ What you got? You got shit. πŸ’© You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. πŸ’― We subbed because we have cash. πŸ’΅ Real life jobs, real life credit cards.
twitch chat
May 2019

plebs vs subs

OMG that was not a c9 plat chat

twitchquotes: OMG that was not a c9 plat chat πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you see, I know what a c9 is because I'm a low diamond and understand concepts such as c9, reset, dive and goats, unlike you PLATS πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
twitch chat
May 2019

Overwatch

if u finish reading this monkaW

twitchquotes: Hey Byron, I noticed you like to run comps around Aurelion Sol and I went ahead and did the math on a level 3 Aurelion Sol with Spear of Shojin and Zeke's buff and it turns out that if you finish reading this everyone in chat will be dead in the next 5 minutes monkaW
twitch chat
July 2019
Reckful

Teamfight Tactics

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

twitchquotes: IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER! β–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 πŸ’―TrueπŸ’― Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable β˜ͺI could never delete you Brother!πŸ’– Send this to ten other πŸ‘ͺMujahideenπŸ‘ͺ who would give their lives for ο·²Allahο·² Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get 0 Back: Juhanam for you πŸš«β€ βœ‘πŸš« 3 back: you're off the martyr listβ˜οΈπŸ’¦ 5 back: you have pleased Allah greatlyβ˜ͺπŸ’¦ 10+ back: JANAHο·²!ο·²!πŸ’•πŸ’•β˜ͺπŸ‘…πŸ‘…
twitch chat
August 2020
Text-to-Speech Playing