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THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR ONLY FRIEND IS TWITCH CHAT
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Having to call a judge āyour honorā is so cringey (found on /r/unpopularopinion)
āYour Honorā. I mean gimmie a fuckinā break, dude. What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Iāve seriously seen courtrooms where theyāll say āSirā and the judge will be like āItās āYour Honorā young man!!ā
Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? Use āSirā like everybody else.
Itās some LARPING Iād expect kids to do. āOh Billy you have to call me supreme ruler snorlax the magical wizard!!1!ā
Shut up.
EDIT: Iām literally 22 and have never been in front of a judge, yāall, please relax and slow down with the theory crafting/ story writing.
EDIT 2: A lot of people are saying āitās just a title, like Doctor!ā. Judges have a title like āDoctorā, itās called āJudgeā - Doctors donāt expect us to call them āThy Healerā or some crap like that.
Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed
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Reynad and Kripp lay sprawled across the bed, every inch of them exhausted from the rigorous topdecking that had just occurred. "Your deck was crazy" Kripp whimpered before remebering that he'd forgotten to pay. He grabbed a few coins from his emergency OJ stash. "Welcome to the five dollar club" he said as Reynad oiled up for the brofist.
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Tides, you suffer another extremely unjust loss
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Once again, Tides, you suffer another extremely unjust loss. I have no idea why you keep losing game after game, even though you possess superb drafting and world-class champion decision making skills. Thereās clearly something not right since you are the best player of Teamfight tactics.
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I am not a viewbot. I am a normal chatter in Kripp's chat
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I am not a viewbot. I am a normal chatter in Kripp's chat. This is not suspicious at all. Great play Kripp! You're the best!
I am not a viewbot. I am a normal chatter in Kripp's chat. This is not suspicious at all. Great play Kripp! You're the best!
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AITA for ending my marriage over Animal Crossing??
I (65m) and my wife 24(f) have been together for 8 years, married for 4. All my friends are jealous that i was able to score such a hot young woman but itās starting to cause some problems in our relationship believe it or not.
When the pandemic hit, I was very nervous since Iām not in great health. We decided to buy the Nintendo Switch and play this game called Animal Crossing. I guess itās popular with the kids?
Anywho, we start building this town and everything was fine at first. Then, my wife decides that she wants to remodel the town. No problem. But she starts cutting down all the trees, destroying the cliffs, removing the river, etc... I told her this is out of line. We should respect nature not destroy it. Her answer? It was ugly and she didnāt like to walk the long way around.
She also takes all of my hard earned money from fishing and gambles it all away on turnip stocks. Last week she spent 400k on turnips and sold them for 260k. Do you know how many red snappers I need to catch to make that back up? Iām trying to retire soon and itās making me think she doesnāt know how to manage money.
What really drove me to the breaking point, my best friend Boon is on the island and we really get along. He likes to lift weights, so do I. I log into the game one day and build him a gift. When I try to find him, heās nowhere to be found... I ask, where is boon? She doesnāt answer. Where is Boon ?? She says āI kicked him off the island, he was annoyingā. Reddit, she kicked my best friend off the island without even talking to me.
The next day I filed for divorce and kicked her out. Iām keeping the switch and rebuilding our town. Hopefully Boon comes back. AITA or did I doge a bullet with my sociopathic (ex)wife?
Edit: Thank you all for the support and messages over the last 24hrs. Itās been a wild day but the good news is that after a few hours of island hopping I was able to find Boon and convince him to come back to my island. Seems like things are heading in the right direction.