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But my heart still isn't as broken as Patron Warrior
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Mส แดกษชาแด แดา 20 สแดแดสs สแดาแด แดแด แด สแดแดส แดษขแด. I าแดแดษขสแด แดแด แดสแด สษชแดแดแดส แดษดแด
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NOT. SELLING. GAMESTOP.
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NOT. FUCKING. SELLING.
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NOT PRESSING โSELLโ ON 1. FUCKING. SHARE.
๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค
IโLL GO TO $0.00 BEFORE BILLIONAIRES GET ONE MORE PENNY FROM US.
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CANโT STOP. WONโT STOP. GAMESTOP.
๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค
TOMORROW, I THINK IโLL BE HOLDING THE LINE. MAYBE MAKE SOME TENDIES, TOO.
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IโLL SEE EVERY ONE OF YOU BEAUTIFUL APES ON PLUTO SOON, AND ITโS GOING TO JUST BE A SEA OF SPARKLING DIAMOND.
๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค ๐ ๐ค
I LOVE YOU, ALL, AND IโM NOT SELLING, AND IโM NOT FUCKING LEAVING. NOT ONE. FUCKING. SHARE!!!
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Only the chosen one can fist both asses
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(โฟห โฟ) _(โฟห โฟ) only the chosen one can fist both asses. โ 
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I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps
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Trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable *** off the face of the continent, you little ***. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your *** tongue. But you couldnโt, you didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will *** fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโre *** dead, kiddo.
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So Iโm an AMC shareholder
So Iโm an AMC shareholder, which means I own some of the business. Because the stock kept getting halted today I decided to go to my local AMC and support the stock by buying some concessions. I went up to the stand and told the casher (his nametag said Melvin) that I was a shareholder and wanted to support the business. He looked excited and told me to close my eyes and hold out my hand for a surprise shareholder treat. I canโt believe it, but he just covered my hands in liquid butter! Now Iโm typing this at home and cant get it off my hands, and my keyboard is all greasy typing this, What do I do?