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How many Hearthstone Devs does it take to change a lightbulb???? It doesn't matter, because they don't know how to balance the ladder.
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Kripp ignores chat draft
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As a young boy, Kripp lived with his family in a chateau in Romania. Kripp had a younger sister who was born frail and prone to illness. The family always took special care to make sure she was never too cold or hot. One day Kripp's parents were late and told Kripp to put his sister to bed. Kripp accidentally left the window of the chateau open, his sister contracted pneumonia and died. At the funeral, his father sobbed and said "My son, why did you ignore the chat draft?"
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Kripp
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Using the promo code TEMPO!
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That RNG was ridiculous! But not as ridiculous as the savings you can get at G2A by using the promo code TEMPO!
That RNG was ridiculous! But not as ridiculous as the savings you can get at G2A by using the promo code TEMPO!
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Reynad
sellout
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Get Jousted
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╰༼.◕ヮ◕.༽つ¤=[]———— Get Jousted
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Reynad
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Kripp gets in trouble exploiting Noz and jousting
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(·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)" Kripp, This is Officer Dongerino of the Blizzard PD. We need to question you about your Noz deck and jousting exploit. If any of you copy and paste this, you will be subject to banning from Blizzard games forever. Come with me, Kripp (·̿Ĺ̯·̿ ̿)
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Kripp
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Missed lethal does not exist
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Missed lethal does not exist. It is all a well planned and intelligent BM. Now, BM is a very fragile subject. Some say it is bad, some say it is good. But only the best of the best BM kings know the truth. Putting your opponent on 1 health and ending turn is NOT missed lethal. Not using Grommash on explosive trap for lethal is NOT missed lethal. It is pure outplay and master-level BM. So, next time you spam 'MISSED LEGAL' in chat like retards, think again. Watch and learn kids, do as the masters.
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