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#1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' from Casual Gaming Monthly
twitchquotes:Congratulations Kripp! You have been voted #1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' by the readers of Casual Gaming Monthly! Your ability to still look adorable while losing game after game in Hearthstone is truly something special!
Congratulations Kripp! You have been voted #1 'Cutest Teenage Streamer' by the readers of Casual Gaming Monthly! Your ability to still look adorable while losing game after game in Hearthstone is truly something special!
Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
twitchquotes:(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
Iβm here all weekend - come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer π Iβll be waiting on ya - Iβll be waiting on your punk ass - wait matter of fact give me your address Iβll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you wonβt actually come here me Navy SEAL lol what BUDS class were you in bitch? See youβre talking to an Army Ranger - RSC 13-2 - Iβve ACTUALLY been on clandestine missions - Iβve ACTUALLY been in gunfights - and on the 1% chance that youβre ACTUALLY a buds graduate Iβll tell you RQRF in the korangal - we were saving baby seals on a daily basis because they have no fucking idea what to do when bullets start flying the other direction - so no - Iβm not worried about you - the USMC is still using gulf war hand me downs so youβre saying your equipment is dated and sporting extensive wear and tear? Annnndddd no need to involve your top secret lies I mean spies whoops - cuzzzzz I just told you and the internet where I live - you can come here or give me your address and Iβll come there - either way π
EDIT: Here was his response to being told it was a copypasta, for your viewing pleasure.
I donβt know what copypasta means - I donβt know what doxxed yourself means - does not knowing these definitions make me a dumbass moron? Whatβs your address and Iβll come show you what a real SOF guy is capable of - you threaten my life you little stolen valor fuck brick? Navy SEAL give me a goddamn break you fucking retard - if you grow a set and decide you wanna tie asses with me just come knock on my door - I didnβt do a fucking thing to you people but share a video of a cat - period - if you wanna threaten my life over that be prepared for the consequences - Iβm not on here looking for trouble if I was then why would I post a video of a cat on a cat video sub? God almighty and I only posted it here because my woman told me to - Iβd never heard of this sub - had I known making a cute pun including the cats name would yield such backlash from faggot ass frenchy stolen valor pukes and broke dick hadji wan kenobis id have just not posted it - I thought the members of this sub would enjoy this video - so I shared it - you wanna use it as a platform to threaten my life and wellbeing? I will crush your fucking windpipe you little coward - so either roll up or tell me where Iβm rolling to or you just prove youβre a coward thatβs all talk