[Copypasta] Only the chosen one can stack 7 Doritos chips

Only the chosen o DoritosChip ne can stack the doritoes one by one can you st DoritosChip ack the doritoes like a man or cry like a little baby DoritosChip scrub. Three doritoes is for pussies, chosen one DoritosChip PogChamp wants to stack higher. Is four to little for yo DoritosChip u how about five. NO Way PogChamp wants six No no DoritosChip no PogChamp wants SEVEN of it. The real and only chos DoritosChip en one is always me.
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February 2017
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It seems you've tarried Mrump

twitchquotes: Do you take Rania to be your lawfully wedded wife?" asks the priest. Kripp smiles as he slips the ring on her finger. "Yes I do," he says, squinting in the glare of a foggy day. The priest says, "You may kiss the bride." as the crowd cheers. Kripp lifts Rania's veil and recoils in horror. Trump smirks, "It seems you've tarried Mrump."
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February 2015
Kripp

Eating chicken wings beside Tenz

twitchquotes: one time i was eating chicken wings beside tenz at a pub in canada, and he is wearing white sweatpants and the black and red SEN jersey and i was eating a flat and i took a bite out of it and the bone popped out and flip up in the air, and i swore to god that time slow down and i was like "omg holy shit, somebody stop this", i couldnt react whilst watching the bone spinning around and then the chicken wing drops but tenz moves his leg away while the bone was split-second away from touching his white sweatpants and i look dead in his eyes and said "omg dude, im so sorry" and tenz that totally silence all the time while enjoying his boroviฤka look over towards me and said "i knew it would happen" then look away, stood up and walk off, i never been so awe in my life and then i knew this guy is and will be a great valorant player, this guy is cold as fuck like his in-game name and he is fast as hell its how he dodges the chicken wing bone and its how he fucked 100t balls deep while keeping his composure, its no coincidence, im telling you its all interconnected because what kind of person you're in real life, translated to how you are as a player in valorant.
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June 2021
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Undertale Annoying Dog

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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March 2016

Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr

twitchquotes: ะฝello ฤธrฮนpp, jฯ…an joั•รฉ ะผanฯ…el ั‚orreั• eั•ั‚eะฒan rodrฮนgฯ…ez ocะฝoa ะผarั‚ฮนnez lopez jr. ะฝere. ฮน no lฮนฤธe yoฯ…r cะฝaั‚. pleaั•e า“rฮนendั•, no ะผore ั•paะผะผerฮนno ฮนn cะฝaั‚erฮนno oฤธ aะผฮนgo? or elั•e ฮน ะฝop ะฒorderฮนno. no cappฯ…ccฮนno.
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July 2014
Kripp

Donging through the snow

twitchquotes: แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— Donging through the snow แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— In a one dong open sleigh แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— over the dongs we go แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•— donging all the way แ••เผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝแ•—
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December 2014
Forsen
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