[Copypasta] Mango Bay CoolCat

Peruvians and Dota 2

twitchquotes: Let's look at this statistically. Assuming you are not Peruvian, your team has four chances to spawn a Peruvian. The other team has five chances to spawn a Peruvian. Overall, you will have less Peruvians then your opponents, and will automatically rise on the ladder. If you aren't rising, you are probably secretly a Peruvian, ruining the statistical balance of sweet victory.

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February 2015

SingSing

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December 2016

Dota 2

10 years since Dota 2 update

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April 2015

SingSing

Dota 2

Expect some Netflix server issues

twitchquotes: Just a quick reminder. If you are a Netflix subscriber in the US East area - expect some server issues. Lots of single females are going to spend their day at home watching netflix and eating chocolate beacuse mason is not going to go out with them on valentines day because he is focused on getting Top 10 Rank in Dota 2.

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June 2019

masondota2

Dota 2

I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass

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February 2016

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[Copypasta] Mango Bay CoolCat

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Peruvians and Dota 2

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ME ICEFROG ME SPAM NO 700 IF BAN

Dota 2

10 years since Dota 2 update

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Expect some Netflix server issues

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I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass

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