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ME ICEFROG ME SPAM NO 700 IF BAN
ME ICEFROG ME SPAM NO 700 IF BAN
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You don't let Perfect World organize next time
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You are running Dota 2 Major. You let Perfect World organize because you think they can do it. Perfect World instantly shit on Shanghai major. Everyone lose their shit. You don't let Perfect World organize next time because you're not stupid.
You are running Dota 2 Major. You let Perfect World organize because you think they can do it. Perfect World instantly shit on Shanghai major. Everyone lose their shit. You don't let Perfect World organize next time because you're not stupid.
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Peruvians and Dota 2
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Let's look at this statistically. Assuming you are not Peruvian, your team has four chances to spawn a Peruvian. The other team has five chances to spawn a Peruvian. Overall, you will have less Peruvians then your opponents, and will automatically rise on the ladder. If you aren't rising, you are probably secretly a Peruvian, ruining the statistical balance of sweet victory.
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SingSing
Dota 2
I declare with utter certainty that James is an ass
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ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʜᴀsᴛʟʏ ᴇʏʀɪᴇ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜɪs ᴠᴀɴᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ I ᴅᴇᴄʟᴀʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ɪs ᴀɴ ᴀss
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Dota Major
Dota 2
6.84 dota patch was found dead at his hotel room
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Breaking News : Much expected 6.84 dota patch was found dead at his hotel room. Police suspects gunshot wounds found at victims body might be caused from a long range rifle. Witnesses reported "Hoho" "Haha" sounds was heared right before shooting.
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Dendi
Dota 2
10 years since Dota 2 update
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１０ ｙｅａｒｓ ｓｉｎｃｅ Ｄｏｔａ ２ ｕｐｄａｔｅ． Ｉ ｗａｌｋ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｔｈｅ ｅ ｍｐｔｙ ｓｔｒｅｅｔｓ ｔｒｙｉｎｇ ｔｏ ｔｈｉｎｋ ｏｆ ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇ ｅｌｓｅ ｂｕｔ Ｉ ａｌｗａｙｓ ｅｎｄ ｕｐ ｓｉｔｔｉｎｇ ｈｅｒｅ， ｉｎ ｆｒｏｎｔ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｃｏｍｐ ｕｔｅｒ． Ｉ ｓｔａｒｅ ａｔ ｔｈｅ ｓｃｒｅｅｎ ｆｏｒ ｈｏｕｒｓ ａｎｄ ｔｒｙ ｔｏ ｓ ｕｍｍｏｎ Icefrog． Ｉ ｗａｔｃｈ ｏｔｈｅｒ ｇａｍｅｓ ｕｐｄａｔｉｎｇ ａｎｄ ｇｅ ｔｔｉｎｇ ｎｅｗ ｈｅｒｏｅｓ ｂｕｔ ｉｔ ｉｓ ｎｏ ｇｏｏｄ． Ｉ ｃｏｕｎｔｅｒ ｐｉｃｋ Ｓｎｉｐｅｒ ｔｏ ｒｅｓｉｓｔ ｔｈｅ ｍｅｔａ， ｂｕｔ ｉｔ'ｓ ａｌｌ ｍｅａｎｉｎｇｌｅ ｓｓ． Ｔｈｅ ｅｎｄ ｉｓ ｎｅａｒ． Ｔｈｅｎ Ｉ ｌｏｏｋ ｏｎ ｔｈｅ ｐａｔｃｈ－ｕｐｄａ ｔｅ ｈｉｓｔｏｒｙ ａｎｄ ｃｒｙ ｍｙｓｅｌｆ ｔｏ ｓｌｅｅｐ．
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