[Copypasta] You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!
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twitchquotes: ———————————————————————— imGlitch You have been gifted the Golden Kappa!————————————————————————
(ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ง •̀_•́)ง
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