[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
twitch chat
October 2016
I used to be a real ad
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Iโ€™m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: Iโ€™m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
twitch chat
November 2019

Hearthstone

deIlluminati face

twitchquotes: ( deIlluminati อœส– deIlluminati )
twitch chat
February 2016
Kripp

I'M PIICCKKLEE RIIICKK

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿฅ’ IM PIIICKLE ๐Ÿฅ’ RIIIIIICK!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿฅ’ IM PIIICKLE ๐Ÿฅ’ RIIIIIICK!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿฅ’ IM PIIICKLE ๐Ÿฅ’ RIIIIIICK!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ
twitch chat
March 2018

Rick and Morty

2 games 1 stream

twitchquotes: Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.
twitch chat
July 2014
Kripp

Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp this is Juan Castro from Mexico. Me Englando is ferry bad but i just wantet to zay zat i crossed the river in a rubber boot to Murica to become a pro player! One day i saw ur stream and i see how handsome and good u are. Dat day i decided i wanna become like u! Zo i killed my wife sold her, bought a rubber boat and now im here! Zank u for inspiring me! One day i become good player and pimp like u! or else rapist like unle Benni No coparoni peperoni pastarino plz!
twitch chat
January 2015
Kripp
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