[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016
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I'm Summit1g, and this is my stream

twitchquotes: I'm Summit1g, and this is my stream. I PUBG here with my man JoshOG. Everything in here has a story and a meme. One thing I've learned after 5 years - you never know WHO is gonna camp at the other side of that bridge.
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July 2017
Summt1g

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weedie-chan

h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (โ•ฏโœงโ–ฝโœง)โ•ฏ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ฯ‰ ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(ใ€ƒยฐฯ‰ยฐใ€ƒ) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3
January 2019

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I think YouTube rewind 2018 was a masterpiece!

twitchquotes: I think YouTube rewind 2018 was a masterpiece! It perfectly encapsulates the spirit of 2018 and the super funny memes we had this year such as fortnite dances, baby shark, dame tu cosita, k pop, and more! I especially like the part with everyone jumping out of the bus in the sky! That was so cool it looked so real. Thank you YouTube for making my year and reminding me of the awesome funny memes!!!
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December 2018

Full Doge

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–’โ– โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–Œ โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–Œโ–’โ–€โ–โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–Œโ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ– โ–โ–’โ–’โ–โ–€โ–โ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–Œโ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ– โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€
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November 2016

monkaW

โฃ โ ดโ –โ ’โ šโ ‹โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ’โ ’โ ฒโขคโก€โข€โก€โ คโ โ ’โ โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ’โ ถโขฎโฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโฃฟโฃ™โฃฟโฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃถโฃนโฃทโฃฆโ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฏโฃจโฃโฃนโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โก˜โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขโขˆโฃงโ โ € โฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ €โ €โข€โกคโ žโขณโกคโฃ„โฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โกค โขฆโฃโก›โ ’โ ถโ คโขคโฃคโฃคโ ถโ ถโฃ›โฃกโ €โฃฐโ Ÿโ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ™โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ›โ ‰โ ‰โข€โฃด โ €โ ‰โ ›โ ›โ “โ ’โ ถโ ถโ –โ ›โข›โฃ‹โกตโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ ขโข„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกดโ ›โ  โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃคโ พโ ›โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ปโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ Ÿโ ›โฃ‡โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ฅโ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโขทโก€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขป โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โก›โ ›โ ›โ นโ ฟโ ปโ ถโขถโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โข€โฃ€โฃ€โก€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃดโกถโ ฟ โฃถโฃถโฃฆโฃคโฃดโฃ„โฃ€โกจโ €โกโ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ›โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ›โ ‹โ ‰โขˆโฃจโฃค โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‰โ ‹โ ›โ ณโขทโ ถโฃพโฃฏโฃฆโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃดโฃถโกพโฃงโฃžโ ›โฃปโ  โ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ ถโขฟโฃฆโฃคโฃฆโฃฐโฃ„โฃ„โข€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃฐโฃผโ Ÿโ €
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December 2019

Pepe

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