[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016
I used to be a real ad
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NaCl deficiency disorder

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, your stream has changed my life completely. I suffer from severe NaCl (salt) deficiency disorder. I had to visit the hospital 5 times a week for salt injections. However, watching your stream supplies me enough salt through the screen. You saved me money time and effort. I can't thank you enough. I owe u my life.
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February 2015
Kripp

salty

OH MY GOD IS THAT A RAINBOW LOGO?

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June 2021

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Thanks to HTCβ„’ I am able to watch this stream on the go

twitchquotes: Thanks to HTCβ„’ I am able to watch this stream on the go. You can even use it to purchase g2aβ„’ swag online. I never go anywhere without my HTCβ„’. Lifetime Uh Ohβ„’ warranty included.
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May 2015
WildTurtle

sellout

HAFU TURN OFF THE VIBRATOR

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October 2014
Hafu

Nairo Meta Whore

twitchquotes: NairoMK? more like Nairo Meta Whore (whore with a silent K). all you do is play the most broken characters because they are "meta" what the crap even is the meta. i miss when you used to be loyal to your characters like Zero. Zero is a HARDCORE final fantasy fan and played cloud in tournament despite the nerfs to his favorite character. enjoy your cheap wins until the next patch hits and nerfs your busted characters. us character loyalists will gladly take your top seed. Lucas main BTW.
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April 2019
NairoMK
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