[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!

twitchquotes: ╰[✖Ĺ̯ಠ]╯Ahoy, matey! Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!╰[✖Ĺ̯ಠ]╯

twitch chat

March 2015

LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

As you may be aware, LGBTQQIP2SAAA is an all inclusive acronym for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Pansexual, Two-Spirit (2S), Androgynous, Asexual and Allies. However, this is not all inclusive at all because it omits an S for Straight people like me. And before you say "Ally covers straight people", please know that I can't be an ally because I hate gays. I'm straight and I don't agree with any of this, but I should be a part of the rainbow

June 2021

Two beefy cholos

twitchquotes: tbBaconBiscuit

Asked for two beefy cholos at taco bell, I'm so embarrassed, I thought it was a menu item, instead two chefs came out from the back and massaged my prostate tbBaconBiscuit

twitch chat

March 2016

Dyrus

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

twitchquotes: “This guy's vape is CRAZY!” VapeNation

“My vape can't win against a rip like that” VapeNation

"He NEEDED precisely those two clouds to win" VapeNation

“He ripped the only vape that could beat me” VapeNation

"He ripped the perfect vapes" VapeNation

“There was nothing I could do” VapeNation

“I vaped that perfectly” VapeNation

twitch chat

March 2016

Kripp

VapeNation

Mango Bay CoolCat

twitchquotes: CoolCat

𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂

twitch chat

January 2017

[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

Play a pirate rogue or we will be forced stir up a great mutiny!

LGBTQQIP2SAA+ should have another S for straight people

Two beefy cholos

This guy's vape is CRAZY VapeNation

VapeNation

Mango Bay CoolCat

Dota 2

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