[Copypasta] Impossible to be happy and sad at the same time

twitchquotes: haHAA they say it's impossible to be happy & sad at the same time haHAA My wife told me i have the biggest d*ck out of all my brothers haHAA
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October 2016
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My girlfriendā€™s dad is a banking exec (post on /r/cryptocurrency)

My girlfriendā€™s dad is a banking exec, I told him Iā€™m all in on crypto He and I met yesterday. He is a kind and mild mannered guy who comes off as deeply intelligent. I asked him how he felt about decentralized finance and he said it was a risky venture (no surprise from his banking point of view) and anyone putting money into it is a fool. He seemed disappointed that his daughterā€™s boyfriend wanted to talk about crypto. For me, crypto has fundamentally changed my life - it has taught me about finance, geopolitics, and that I have the agency to live a life I wasnā€™t sure was possible. So, when he seemed disappointed, what did I do? I doubled down. I gave an impassioned speech about why cryptocurrency is changing the world and democratizing resources that traditionally only the wealthy had access to. It is giving poor communities a fighting chance and that it is revolutionary and something that is a big part of my investment strategy. I donā€™t know what the point of this post is, but I just, idk, he made me feel like a fool of an investor because he either just doesnā€™t get it or is scared of it and I feel like his view of me has become less favorable in terms of dating his daughter, but Iā€™m going to stand up for what I believe in. Ramble over.
September 2021

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What does "Pog" mean?

Yes. But what does ā€œPogā€ mean are you trying to be mean if you are you have, if not then I will tell you again. WHAT. DOES. IT. MEAN. Because I do not know what your talking about bro I donā€™t know if you are trying to be funny/make a joke or if your being mean? So tell me if your trying to be funny or rude because I donā€™t know what your talking about.
January 2021

Just taking my money for a walk

twitchquotes: ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)ā•Æā•²___[Ģ²Ģ…$Ģ²Ģ…(Ģ²Ģ…5)Ģ²Ģ…$Ģ²Ģ…] Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk
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October 2018

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Facestone

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March 2015
Forsen

GET THE PEPPER OFF

I ain't never seen no mustard on that, but it might be good though, my dad would know better, boutta get him. Aww, mustard! Come on man, now don't put no mustard on that, you need to put a little season on that thing! WHAT! Man come on get that pepper off there! Come on, somebody come get this man! Come on now, come on get that pepper of there, that's just too much doggone pepper. I don't wanna see this no more! Oh, what happened oh. GOD! OH MY GOD! BOY WHY YOU PUTTING THAT PEPPER ON THERE?TAKE THAT OFF OF THERE. GET THE PEPPER OFF! ACHA!!
July 2021
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