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KAPPA OUTDATED POGCHAMP OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
KAPPA OUTDATED POGCHAMP OVERRATED LONG HAVE WE WAITED NOW WE JEBAITED
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NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth
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NA is so ba... maybe i should brush my teeth NA is s... maybe i should floss fk give me dentures
NA is so ba... maybe i should brush my teeth NA is s... maybe i should floss fk give me dentures
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Kripp
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here
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Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!
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Kripp
sellout
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I'm done with this chat
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That's it, I'm done. *** this chat. It's devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That's it. I'm done. I'm uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to *** Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be *** smarter discourse.
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes
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Kripp puts his hands on my hips and looks into my eyes. His face comes closer as he plants his wet lips onto mine. We are locked together in a beautiful display of love. Then I wake up. I look at Kripp's stream. He is playing Tavern Brawl. Now I remember why I fell asl... 
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Kripp
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Hearthstone
Hey subs, it's me walking with my $5, don't mind me
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Hey subs! [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5)̲̅$̲̅]ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง It's me walking with my $5, don't mind me.
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