YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN 
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I hate myself and my life
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I hate myself and my life, but instead of improving either of those things, I'm drinking alone while watching a rich, balding vegan play children's card games for 15 thousand other losers 
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