[Copypasta] Arrogant globaphopic

twitchquotes: This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me. You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian
twitch chat
May 2016
What happened to this ad? :(
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Karen, please come back I miss the kids

Δ±lΔ±.lΔ±llΔ±lΔ±.Δ±llΔ±. Karen, please come back I miss the kids - Wilbur Soot 1:03 ──-ϙ─────4:07 β† Next Song β†ΊRepeatβœ“ ⊜Pause
March 2021

I am a sub with cash

twitchquotes: Hey you poor, underage trash. πŸ—‘οΈ You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am a sub. Means I am a VIP. Means I got cash. πŸ’΅ What you got? You got shit. πŸ’© You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. πŸ’― We subbed because we have cash. πŸ’΅ Real life jobs, real life credit cards.
twitch chat
May 2019

plebs vs subs

Nyan Cat

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ascii art
November 2014

This guy's chat is CRAZY!

twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThis guy's chat is CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy mind can't bear seeing retards like that” β˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those two copypastas to infuriate me" β˜‘ β€œHe pasted the only ASCII that could annoy me” β˜‘ "He used the perfect emotes" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do but ignore” β˜‘ β€œI copied that perfectly"
twitch chat
November 2014

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

Unbench the kench

twitchquotes: UNROLL THE TADPOLE OSFrog UNCLOG THE FROG OSFrog UNLOAD THE TOAD OSFrog UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT OSFrog UNSTICK THE LICK OSFrog UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN OSFrog UNMUTE THE NEWT OSFrog UNBENCH THE KENCH OSFrog PERMIT THE KERMIT OSFrog DEFOG THE POLLIWOG OSFrog
twitch chat
September 2015
imaqtpie

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League of Legends

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