[Copypasta] It's 2094 and Jared still can't get back to challenger

Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer

twitchquotes: Hello Michael Santana, this is your local tax officer. Your last reply as to why you haven't paid your taxes is unnacceptable. "I'll check it out later" and "You know how I get down" are NOT valid excuses. We are sending our men over RIGHT NOW to start repossessing your house.

twitch chat

November 2016

imaqtpie

Red powder found on Summoner's Rift

twitchquotes: Imaqtpie's games were delayed today after a red powder was found on the rift. After analysis, Rioters determined the red substance, unknown to Imaqtpie, was the remnants of an enemy nexus. Games resumed after Rioters decided Imaqtpie was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

twitch chat

August 2015

imaqtpie

League of Legends

Learning how to throw like a pro

twitchquotes: Hey Imaqtpie! Thanks for the quality stream. I'm watching with my son and you have become his mentor. He is going into baseball so he's learning how to throw like a pro from you! Thanks again!

twitch chat

June 2017

imaqtpie

Classic

League of Legends

Wow, that actually killed me

twitchquotes: :thinking:

The year is 2034. QT lies on his death bed. As he lies there in his last breath he whispers: "Wow, that actually killed me." :thinking:

twitch chat

January 2017

imaqtpie

League of Legends

What is trolling?

twitchquotes: Trolling - the mental disorder of being in-denial while not having to admit that they're truly lonely and in need of desperate attention while also being under the influence of being sarcastic and in most cases just idiotic. Trolling is also represented by just typing the Kappa

emote.

Pls copypaste to spread awareness Kappa

twitch chat

May 2015

imaqtpie

[Copypasta] It's 2094 and Jared still can't get back to challenger

Boosted Animal Jared

League of Legends

Boosted Animal Jared

League of Legends