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Hey as an URGOT main I go on to this "skill-capped.com" and what do i find? ABSOLUTELY nothing!! Why is this QT what am I to do with my life?
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Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries
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Hello, it is me Dongerino Macaroni, President of Copy Pasta Industries. We have received many complaints from your stream about the lak of copy pasta products your chat is using. As your sponsor, we suggest you supply your chat with more 
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THIS IS PETA DONT MOVE LISTEN UP
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THIS IS PETA DONT FUCKIN MOVE LISTEN UP I KNOW YOU'VE KILLED TWO DOGS YOU TERRORIST PEPPERONI SCUM. PUT YOUR DONGER WHERE I CAN SEE IT ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽=/̵/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿
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Only have pudding for lunch...
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̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\ only have pudding for lunch, so I'm pudding myself in the ground ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\
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It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift
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Hey QT, hey chatters!!! It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift, but you can call me Taylor Swift. Just poppin' by to ask why the streamer won't play any of my hits today, it feels like we have Bad Blood. We Belong Together, i bet if we could go Back to December he would play my songs. Trouble.
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I am a muricunt born in America
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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.
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