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Yuumi this, Yuumi that
twitchquotes:Yuumi this, Yuumi that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
Yuumi this, Yuumi that... For fucks sake chat you do this every time a new champion comes out. Everybody says they are too weak and need buffs. Michael is the ONLY one who goes against the grain to show you that indeed the 27% winrate is a myth and will demonstrate that perfectly clearly how it should be closer to 10%...
Helping us polish the in-game spectator feature
twitchquotes:Hi Imaqtpie, this is Riot Games CEO Nicolo Laurent speaking. We want to thank you on behalf of the Valorant rage team for helping us polish the in-game spectator feature.
Hi Imaqtpie, this is Riot Games CEO Nicolo Laurent speaking. We want to thank you on behalf of the Valorant rage team for helping us polish the in-game spectator feature.
Germany scores on Brazil
twitchquotes:( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness
twitchquotes:As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness. "Valor, I get this feeling that QT won't ever play with us again." The bartender turned around. "Here's a drink on the house," said Urgot. "I know the feeling."
As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness. "Valor, I get this feeling that QT won't ever play with us again." The bartender turned around. "Here's a drink on the house," said Urgot. "I know the feeling."
SPAM THIS BANANA TO HELP MICHAEL SANTANA
twitchquotes:SPAM π THIS π BANANA π TO π HELP π MICHAEL π SANTANA