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Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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YOU DIRTY SELLOUT
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Hi qtpie, my name is Dave, and I work at YOU DIRTY SELLOUT. We at the YOU DIRTY SELLOUT team are huge fans, and we would be willing to come to a large cash agreement if you engage in SELLOUT activities on stream. Look forward to it.
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon
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Hello this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazonβ’. As many of you know, we have recently bought over "Twitch tv". Users must now buy 'Emotes' such as " 
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". If users proceed to use these emotes without buying and owning them, we will have to, not only remove the account of the user but also, shut down the stream we have evidence that is has been used in. Thank you, do not copy and paste this. This is business, kid.
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If only QT was here
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DIG is 0-2 down to TIP, in champ select for their next game -"If only QT was here" says Kiwi -Smoke appears and out steps Imaqtpie -He knocks out CoreJJ and instalocks Quinn, screaming 'SQUAAK!' - QT feeds his ass off and DIG lose 0-3
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Arr. It's driving me nuts
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
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Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST
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β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)βBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! β( Β° ΝΚΝ‘Β°)β β amazW β krippW β trumpW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β loidW β mitchW β reckW β sodaW β taymooW β PLEB TEST PASSED
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