[Copypasta] Aspirations and dreams

twitchquotes: Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
twitch chat
December 2014
imaqtpie
I used to be a real ad
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Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime

twitchquotes: Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
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November 2014
imaqtpie

Twitch Chat Examination Team

twitchquotes: Hello this is the Twitch Chat Examination Team here with anther experiment. We are testing how quickly a message typed into chat is copied and pasted by the mindless hordes. Please, if you're reading this, spread awareness for our cause.
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imaqtpie

I'm going all in boys!

twitchquotes: į••ā”Œā—•į—œā—•ā”į•— IM GOING ALL IN B O Y S! Ź• ͔·ᓄ ͔· Ź” Yįµ’įµ˜ Oᶰ˔ʸ Lᶤᵛᵉ Oį¶°į¶œįµ‰ Ź• ͔·ᓄ ͔· Ź”
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imaqtpie

SHOW YOUR KNEECAPS TO THE WORLD QTPIE

twitchquotes: All my life has led to this one moment. It could happen. But it could also dissipate before my very eyes. This is it. This is MY DREAM. Show them to me Qtpie, fuck dude, SHOW THEM TO THE WORLD! KNEECAPS. We all know you have them. NOW GIVE THEM TO ME. Plz no copy pasterino....
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August 2014
imaqtpie

Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST

twitchquotes: ā””( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! ā””( ° ĶœŹ–Ķ”Ā°)┐ āœ“ amazW āœ“ krippW āœ“ trumpW āœ“ reynadW āœ“ kolentoW āœ“ bajW āœ“ dewW āœ“ emjaneW āœ“ forsenW āœ“ krippW āœ“ loidW āœ“ mitchW āœ“ reckW āœ“ sodaW āœ“ taymooW āœ“ PLEB TEST PASSED
twitch chat
March 2015
imaqtpie

plebs vs subs

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