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Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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imaqtpie
I used to be a real ad
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Scarra quit dignitas to start a life of crime
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Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..
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imaqtpie
Twitch Chat Examination Team
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Hello this is the Twitch Chat Examination Team here with anther experiment. We are testing how quickly a message typed into chat is copied and pasted by the mindless hordes. Please, if you're reading this, spread awareness for our cause.
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imaqtpie
I'm going all in boys!
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įāāįāāį IM GOING ALL IN B O Y S! Ź Ķ”Ā·į“„ Ķ”Ā· Ź Yįµįµ Oį¶°Ė”Źø Lį¶¤įµįµ Oį¶°į¶įµ Ź Ķ”Ā·į“„ Ķ”Ā· Ź
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imaqtpie
SHOW YOUR KNEECAPS TO THE WORLD QTPIE
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All my life has led to this one moment. It could happen. But it could also dissipate before my very eyes. This is it. This is MY DREAM. Show them to me Qtpie, fuck dude, SHOW THEM TO THE WORLD! KNEECAPS. We all know you have them. NOW GIVE THEM TO ME. Plz no copy pasterino....
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imaqtpie
Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST
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ā( Ā° ĶŹĶ”Ā°)āBorn too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! ā( Ā° ĶŹĶ”Ā°)ā ā amazW ā krippW ā trumpW ā reynadW ā kolentoW ā bajW ā dewW ā emjaneW ā forsenW ā krippW ā loidW ā mitchW ā reckW ā sodaW ā taymooW ā PLEB TEST PASSED
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