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Press 1 if you once had aspirations and dreams but have now given up all hope and devolved into mindless shitposting.
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How about you respect people's wishes and not copy paste?
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Really? Is saying "Don't copy paste this" some secret phrase for "actually copy paste this". How about you respect people's wishes and not copy paste if they ask you not to. Please don't copy paste this.
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Arr. It's driving me nuts
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, the bartender says "whats with the wheel?". The pirate replies "Arr. it's drivin me nuts"
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Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named Morgana
What is trolling?
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Trolling - the mental disorder of being in-denial while not having to admit that they're truly lonely and in need of desperate attention while also being under the influence of being sarcastic and in most cases just idiotic. Trolling is also represented by just typing the 
emote. Pls copypaste to spread awareness
emote. Pls copypaste to spread awareness
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Michael Santano, you are a big SELLOUT
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Hello Micheal Santano,this is President Obama,just wanted to tell you,you are a big S E L L O U T,I used to raise my donger to you sir but no longer,do not copy this post or I will NSA your butt.
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