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Kiwi's Father, Pineapple
twitchquotes:Imaqtpie, this is Kiwis father, Pineapple, I must ask you to wake Kiwi up ASAP, otherwise he will be late for kindergarten! Do it preferably with a loud scream. Pls no fruiterino pasterino
Imaqtpie, this is Kiwis father, Pineapple, I must ask you to wake Kiwi up ASAP, otherwise he will be late for kindergarten! Do it preferably with a loud scream. Pls no fruiterino pasterino
I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself
twitchquotes:my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
my mom always asks me who I am skyping with, cause I answer all of qt's questions he is asking himself, am I weird?
level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops
twitchquotes:Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COM™. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
Hello. This is the admin of SKILL-CAPPED.COM™. We hired you to show viewers level 2 power spikes not level 2 power drops. Please start fulfilling your contract or we take your house.
I think Kogmaw would be perfect for your playstyle
twitchquotes:Hey imaqtpie, there's a new champ named kogmaw who I think would be perfect for your playstyle. Kogmaw is capable of doing damage after he's been killed and I think you could really benefit from that passive ability. Hope this helps!
Hey imaqtpie, there's a new champ named kogmaw who I think would be perfect for your playstyle. Kogmaw is capable of doing damage after he's been killed and I think you could really benefit from that passive ability. Hope this helps!