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[Copypasta] CTRL WTF for Fancy WTF
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twitchquotes: PogChamp PogChamp HOLD CTRL AND TYPE "WTF" FOR β„±π“ͺ𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓦𝓣ℱ PogChamp PogChamp
CTRL+W closes tab and kicks you out of stream
(ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡ ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL AD (ΰΈ‡ β€’Μ€_‒́)ΰΈ‡
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