[Copypasta] CTRL WTF for Fancy WTF

twitchquotes: PogChamp PogChamp HOLD CTRL AND TYPE "WTF" FOR โ„ฑ๐“ช๐“ท๐“ฌ๐”‚ ๐“ฆ๐“ฃโ„ฑ PogChamp PogChamp
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I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now

I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now. 4 Pfizer, 12 moderna, 4 Johnson. Once I got my first vaccine, I started cravings for it. There is something so great knowing I am reducing the spread of the coronavirus with each of them. I am feeling so empowered. I think I may be addicted ngl :sweat_smile:. At least it won't kill me.
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OVERCLOWNFIDENCE

twitchquotes: ( อ ยฐ อŸ๐Ÿ”ด อกยฐ) OVERCLOWNFIDENCE IS A SLOW AND HILARIOUS KILLER ( อ ยฐ อŸ๐Ÿ”ด อกยฐ)
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I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election

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