[Copypasta] Please use the code Tempo to save 3% off...

twitchquotes: BibleThump Andrey Yanuk otherwise known as Reynad has passed away this Saturday's afternoon. He was ambushed by a group of dongers in an alley, and stabbed with a kniferino made out of a salt shaker. His last words were "please use the code "Tempo" to save 3% off the funeral costs and bury me in my tempostorm tshirt". Rest in peace pepperoni cappuccino pistachio bro. You shall be missed. Please no copy pasterino cappuccino
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November 2015
Reynad

sellout

I used to be a real ad
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Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro

twitchquotes: Honestly, that's what Icall a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy andpasted itto word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells
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January 2015
Reynad

Great Music, Extremely Handsome, Must be Reynad

twitchquotes: (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Great Music (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Extremely Handsome (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Innovative Decks (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) High Level Gameplay (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Moderately Sized Forehead (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Great Personality (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Large Donger (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ) Must be Reynad (โ—•โ€ฟโ—•โœฟ)
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November 2016
Reynad

Great day, isn't it Reynad?

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June 2015
Reynad

Reynad became his final form, the Reynoodle

twitchquotes: Reynad layed in his bed. Something just wasnt right. He felt cold and uncomfortable. He needed something, but what? He went out to the kitchen to see if he could find something to do the trick. On the top shelf he found it. He laid back in bed and poured the spaghetti sauce all over his noodle body to keep warm for the night. Reynad became his final form, the Reynoodle. EleGiggle
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March 2016
Reynad

Even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now...

twitchquotes: I once drank an entire bottle of soy sauce on a dare, which I thought was all well and good... until I developed extreme dehydration and Hypernatremia. They had to put an IV directly into my veins to rehydrate me. It was the closet I've ever been to dying. What I'm getting at is, even that was not nearly as salty as you are right now PJSalt
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July 2015
Reynad

salty

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