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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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I used to be a real ad
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The largest object in the solar system
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Hey reynad, I'm working on a science project and I need to find the largest object in the solar system. What's the measurements of your forehead? 
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Right in the face
Reynad created the Hearth and the Stone
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In the beginning Reynad created the Hearth and the Stone. There were no cards nor a meta. Then Reynad said "Let there be cards"; and there were cards. He then said "Let there be a Meta"; and there was a Meta. ~ The Book of Dennisis
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Hearthstone
DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME
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( ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง (ง ◉◡◔)ง READY, CHAT! (ง ◉◡◔)ง
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