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If the human body is 75% water, how can you be 100% salt? 
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Not Rekt, Rekt
Reynad is inspiring
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Reynad, you have inspired me so much. Without you I would never have been able to come to terms with my genital warts and how they are natural. I am no longer ashamed of them and would like you to someday see them! Thank you.
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Silence the silenced watcher
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Silence the silenced watcher to counter the silence
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How will this affect my chains?
Are you Reynad's dad?
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I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
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