[Copypasta] I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire

twitchquotes: I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionize new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If, like me, you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the memers and Toucans know that real copypasta back.
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July 2015

MODS

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How do I get my husband to stop going โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™ during sex?

How do I get my husband to stop going โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™ during sex? TLDR; My husband says โ€˜Goblin Mode activatedโ€™ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says โ€˜Goblin Mode offโ€™ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and heโ€™s always been great in bed. But recently heโ€™s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son went on a rampage through our house and said he was in โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™. We didnโ€™t really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to leave. Heโ€™s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time Iโ€™ve ever seen him cry. I think since then, heโ€™s been a little emotionally unwell. Iโ€™ve heard him muttering, โ€˜Goblinโ€™ repeatedly when he didnโ€™t notice me, staring blankly into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress. However, my husband said โ€˜Goblin Mode activatedโ€™, starting growling, and went wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most experimental sex Iโ€™ve ever had, but Iโ€™m worried that something might be going on with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isnโ€™t the โ€˜Goblin Modeโ€™, itโ€™s that he could be ill
July 2022

Confessions

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Don't feel too bad after Team Liquid destroys G2

twitchquotes: Hey EU fans, don't feel too bad after Team Liquid absolutely destroys G2 tonight. Being the 2nd best region in the world (after North America of course) is still something to be very proud of! ๐Ÿ™‚
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Riot Games

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A single Dongerbill can save a life

twitchquotes: Hello, I'm Sarah McLanchdong. Every day millions of poor, helpless dongers go unraised everyday. Dongers that are abused and negated, like this poor fellow เผผ โ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ ู„อŸเบˆ เผฝ. For just one Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] a day we can help save these forgotten dongers (โ—‰_โ˜ข) เผผ อยฐส–เฒ  เผฝ ( อกยฐู„อœ ยบ) from a life time of being lowered. Your there only hope, because just a minute of your time and a single Dongerbill [ฬฒ$ฬฒ(ฬฒ อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐฬฒ)ฬฒ$ฬฒ] can save a life.
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November 2014

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Oops I dropped my CONGA LINE

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I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent

twitchquotes: They say 9 out of 10 twitch users are dumb. I'm so glad to be in the other 1 percent
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Trump

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