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If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... 
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I used to be a real ad
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Kripp forgot about shredder placement
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Pupparrian scampers excitedly as Kripp carries the new bird cage. "Here you go, Birdarrian," says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparian's joyful romping caused kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. "Oh no," gasps Kripp, "I forgot about shredder placement!"
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Hearthstone
I like turtles
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I like turtles because theyβre so chill. They donβt hurt anyone. Theyβre just like, βHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Iβm gonna take my time getting there, Iβm not in a rush. Because Iβm a turtle.β
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading PjSalt.EXE
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Kripp has nearly FINISHED downloading " 
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salty
Dear Kripparian, how dare you
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Dear Kripparian, how dare you... I have dedicated my life to Hearthstone. I am a proud Hearthstoner and so are the rest of your fans. You cannot betray us and start playing a Hearthstone competitor. I can fall asleep to your HS streams because of how casual it is, but this game is too complicated and it keeps me awake. If you betray us we will rise up, you have been warned.
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Hearthstone
You better wear the TSM T-Shirt
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Hello TSM_Kripp, TSM manager here. We can see that you aren't wearing our TSM T-shirt. Remember that it is a vital part of our contract. If you want the fuckmaster-vol7ron you better wear the damn shirt.
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