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If that's not his knee then wha... oh my... 
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One ring to rule them all
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It began with the forging of the great rings. 3 for the ARPG gamers, immortals, for they cannot afford to die. 7 for the Strategy gamers, builders, who command entire armies. 9 for the MMO players, who spent days logged in without breaks, and who above all else desire loot. For within these rings was the strength and power to remain nolife. But they were all deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Romania, in gypsy flames, the dark lord Kripp forged a secret ring, and into this ring he poured his trips, his want for a female, his family, but above all else, his desire to be casual. One ring to rule them all.
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CNN reports on Reynad in Twitch Chat
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༼;´ ༎ຶ ༎ຶ ༽ Attention twitch chat. CNN is reporting popular Hearthstone streamer Andrey "REYNAD" Yanyuk attempted to hang himself after a disappointing weekend of tournaments. Luckily he ran out of rope before he could finish the cowardly act. ༼;´ ༎ຶ ༎ຶ ༽
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I'm sure Kripp just thinks this is just a wall of text
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I'm sure Kripp just thinks this is just a wall of text. He will just skip over this as just another "copy pasta" I bet. This message is very important and I am triggered that Kripp will just skip over it. Copy paste this message to make Kripp read this meaningful message
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Every stream must be filled with spammerino
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well Met, I am summoned by the Lord of Spammerino. Kripp. Spammers I see chats in twitch where people talk casually. Commenting about games. Trying to learn and have fun. Every time I shed a tear when I see this... WE Will not stop! Until Every stream is filled with spammerino no modderino Unite Spammers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept
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ｗｈｅｎ ｋｒｉｐｐ ｓｔｒｅａｍ Ｐｒｉｓｍａｔａ，ｍｙ ｅｙｅ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｇｏ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｄ． ｉ ｗａｔｃｈ ｔｈｅ ｓｔｒｅａｍ ａｎｄ ｆｅｅｌ ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｓｌｅｅｐ ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｄ． ａｌｌ ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ ｗｅｌｌ ｓｌｅｐｔ.
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