[Copypasta] Marginally optimizing a children's game!

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, loyal fan chiming in here (for once). I think your stream is great! I would have spent my time working towards a cure for cancer, or how to automate food production in the 3rd world, but luckily i stumbled onto your stream and now I can waste my time watching you marginally optimize a children's game! What a career you have made!
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October 2014
Kripp
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Till I realized Kripp is a dude...

twitchquotes: ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½ I was m*sturbating to this stream for 10 minutes till I realized Kripp is a dude....... ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩ„ΝŸΒΊ ΰΌ½
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November 2014
Kripp

Hafu is jealous of Rania

twitchquotes: οΌ«ο½’ο½‰ο½ο½οΌοΌοΌγ€€οΌ©γ€€ο½ο½γ€€ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½™γ€€ο½“ο½ο½„γ€€ο½ο½Žο½„γ€€ο½Šο½…ο½ο½Œο½ο½•ο½“γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½ο½”γ€€ο½™ο½ο½•γ€€ο½ο½’ο½…γ€€ο½Œο½…ο½”ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½”ο½ˆο½‰ο½“γ€€β€˜β€˜ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½†ο½Œο½ο½—ο½’β€™β€™γ€€ο½ˆο½ο½–ο½…γ€€ο½ο½Œο½Œγ€€ο½™ο½ο½•ο½’γ€€ο½“ο½ο½Œο½”γ€€ο½…ο½–ο½…ο½’ο½™γ€€ο½Žο½‰ο½‡ο½ˆο½”οΌŒγ€€ο½ο½Œο½…ο½ο½“ο½…γ€€ο½”ο½ο½Œο½‹γ€€ο½”ο½γ€€ο½ο½…γ€€ο½ο½‡ο½ο½‰ο½Žγ€€ο½—ο½‰ο½”ο½ˆγ€€ο½Œο½ο½–ο½…γ€€ο½™ο½ο½•ο½’γ€€ο½ο½ο½„ο½…γ€€ο½‰ο½Žγ€€ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½γ€€ο½—ο½‰ο½†ο½…γ€€οΌ¨ο½ο½†ο½•γ€€β™‘β™‘β™‘γ€€οΌ°ο½Œο½š ｎｏ ｃｏｐｙ ο½ο½ο½“ο½”ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ο½ƒο½ˆο½‰ο½Žο½‡ ο½ƒο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½ο½‰ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½ο½ο½Žο½‡γ€€ο½Žο½‰ο½ο½Žο½ο½Žο½‡ ο½ƒο½ˆο½ο½Žο½‡ο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ο½Žο½ο½ο½„ο½Œο½…ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½ ｂｏｋ ο½ƒο½ˆο½ο½™ ο½‹ο½•ο½Žο½‡ ο½ο½ο½ο½’ο½‰ο½Žο½
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March 2014
Kripp

I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC

twitchquotes: (sponsored message) WOW! I love the way this game looks. The graphics are great and the framerate is perfect! I'm honestly considering uninstalling PUBG on PC and just moving over to mobile because this seems like the far superior product. Thank you Kripp for showing me this amazing new game.
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April 2018
Kripp

sellout

PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

Kripp, this is the value-police

twitchquotes: (β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ) Kripp, this is the value-police. We are under the impression that you have 1 too many Priestesses of Elune in your deck, please fix this or come with us.(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β–€ΜΏ ΜΏ)
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November 2014
Kripp

ULU

twitchquotes: β–‘β–’β–“β–ˆβ–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–„β–„ β–ˆβ–„β–ˆ β–ˆβ–ˆβ–“β–’β–‘
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July 2016
Kripp
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