[Copypasta] Marginally optimizing a children's game!

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, loyal fan chiming in here (for once). I think your stream is great! I would have spent my time working towards a cure for cancer, or how to automate food production in the 3rd world, but luckily i stumbled onto your stream and now I can waste my time watching you marginally optimize a children's game! What a career you have made!
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October 2014
Kripp
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Breakdown of Kripp stream

twitchquotes: Breakdown of Kripp stream: โ˜‘ always 1 hr late โ˜‘ 20 minute intro โ˜‘ bit sleepy today โ˜‘ foodie time โ˜‘ constant salt/complaining โ˜‘ 1 hr of actual gameplay โ˜‘ ending stream early โ˜‘ no stream tomorrow
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May 2015
Kripp

get teh tazer

twitchquotes: (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ) RESISTING ARREST - Get the Tazer (โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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November 2014
Kripp

My pasta is really just not salty enough

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, I just finished writing my most recent copypasta, but it needs something else and I was wondering if you can help. My pasta is really just not salty enough and needs some PJSalt. Pls help me finish my masterpiece.
twitch chat
December 2014
Kripp

Kripp with sunglasses

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ โ–‘โ–โ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–€โ–€โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–’โ–’โ–Œ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–’โ–“โ–„โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–€โ–’โ–„
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January 2015
Kripp

Failed as a pepperino pizza

twitchquotes: Mส ส™แดส, Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด€ส€ษชษดแด แด…ษชแด…แด…สŸแด‡ส€ษชษดแด, แดกสœส สแดแดœ แด…แดษด'แด› ษขแด แดแดœแด› ษชษดแด›แด แด›สœแด‡ ษดษชษขสœแด› แด€ษดแด… sแดœแด„แด‹ ส™สŸแดแดแด… สŸษชแด‹แด‡ แด€ ษขแดแดแด… ส€แดแดแด€ษดษชแด€ษด แด แด€แดแด˜ษชส€แด‡?" แด€ษดแด… แด€สŸสŸ Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด sแด€ส ษชs, "Rษชแด˜ ษชษด แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€แดษดษช" แด€ษดแด… แด˜แด€แด˜แด˜แด€า“แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด ษขแด, "ษช แด…แด ษดแดแด› แดœษดแด…แด‡ส€sแด›แด€ษดแด… แด›สœษชs ษดแด‡แดกา“แด€ษดษขสŸแด‡แด… แด€แดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด สŸแด€ษดษขแดœแด€ษขแด‡ สแดแดœ sแด˜แด‡แด€แด‹, ษช สœแด€แด แด‡ า“แด€ษชสŸแด‡แด… แด€s แด€ า“แด€แด›สœแด‡ส€ แด€ษดแด… แด€s แด€ แด˜แด‡แด˜แด˜แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด˜ษชแดขแดขแด€
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April 2014
Kripp
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