[Copypasta] Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive PJSalt production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest Kappa station to be deported.
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Artosis the Great

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Kripp releasing Hafu nudes cures man's ED

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Hey TSM, thanks for paying for my free entertainment

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