[Copypasta] Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health

twitchquotes: Dear Mr. Morosan, this is the Hellenic Ministry of Health. We have received reports of excessive PJSalt production on your Twitch channel. You are a toxic individual and are hereby classified a Class A threat to national security. Please turn yourself in at the nearest Kappa station to be deported.
twitch chat
February 2015
Kripp

salty

I used to be a real ad
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FOR THE HORDE tank

twitchquotes: โ–ˆ SMOrc โ–ˆ โ–ˆ ]โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„ ............โ–‚โ–„โ–…โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–…โ–„โ–ƒโ–‚ ...........โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] ...........โ—ฅโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ–ฒโŠ™โ—คFOR THE HORDE
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June 2016
Kripp

No longer afford drugs after playing Star Wars Force Arena

twitchquotes: (sponsored viewer): My dad has been struggling with drug addiction for the last 20 years. After I showed him this game, he can no longer afford drugs! Thank you Star Warsโ„ข: Force Arena! SeemsGood
twitch chat
February 2017
Kripp

sellout

This guy's brofist is CRAZY

twitchquotes: โ˜‘ This guy's brofist is CRAZY!โ€ โ˜‘ โ€œMy knuckles can't win against a fist like thatโ€ โ˜‘ "He NEEDED precisely those 2 fingers to win" โ˜‘ โ€œHe brofisted the only sub that could beat meโ€ โ˜‘ "He had the perfect fist โ˜‘ โ€œThere was nothing I could fistโ€ โ˜‘ โ€œI fisted that perfectlyโ€
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp

Sparkle the spam away

twitchquotes: (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง SPARKLE THE โœฟ*โˆ—หตโ•ฐเผผโœชแ—œโœชเผฝโ•ฏหตโˆ—*โœฟ SPAM AWAY (๏พ‰โ—•ใƒฎโ—•)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง
twitch chat
March 2016
Kripp

Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!
twitch chat
July 2017
Kripp
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