[Copypasta] Seafood dinner over skype on a dial up internet connection

twitchquotes: I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres’ q***f as my air supply if it meant I could eat a seafood dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection
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January 2015
strifecro
What happened to this ad? :(
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Seafood dinner over skype on a dial up internet connection

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January 2015
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I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS

twitchquotes: ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ·︻̷┻̿═━一I'VE GOT THE STREAM IN MY SIGHTS
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January 2015
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HELLO

twitchquotes: ᕕ┌◕ᗜ◕┐ᕗ HELLO HELLO HELLO ᕕ┌◕ᗜ◕┐ᕗ
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December 2014
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They sent me back in time to stop the spams

twitchquotes: i come from future, world got poluted from spams and no one is able to speak or write anymore, they sent me back in time to stop the spams, and start point was twitch. please dont spam , you can spam this massage though Kappa
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January 2016
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